This amusing GP riff misses the point entirely.
Joe Biden late Sunday arrived in London to meet with King Charles III before departing for the NATO Summit in Lithuania.
80-year-old Biden looked like a feeble old man as he shuffled across the tarmac.
Notice Biden’s stiffened gait as he walked to Marine One.
Biden is in such bad shape that had to board Air Force One with the shorter staircase.
The real news story here is that the pathetic old geezer actually managed to stagger a fair distance across some of the flattest, levelest, most meticulously-groomed and -maintained ground to be found on the entire planet—namely, an airport tarmac—without once falling on his stupid ass, nor even tripping slightly over some imaginary impediment. No, in this signal instance he somehow managed to negotiate the local terrain without beclowning himself and/or embarrassing us all, however painfully slow he was about accomplishing such a miraculous feat. UNEXPECTED!™ For this shambolic clod, that’s gotta be a first, at least since the pResidency was hijacked for him.
So stand up and take a well-earned bow, Too-old Jaux! You have to much to be proud of, “sir” (spelled in the time-honored Demo Dick Marcinko fashion, natch, with a “c” and a “u”).
The gropey pedo managed to walk ten feet without falling because there were no little girls in sight to distract him.
Or puddin’ cups…
Or rampaging attack sandbags