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Randy Rhodes mugged by martinis; Lefties decry “right-wing” violence, call for Coulter’s shooting

October 16th, 2007

You probably think I’m joking.

Update! Poor dears seem to suffer from grotesquely inflated notions of their own importance:

Fellow host Jon Elliott claimed on the liberal radio network that Rhodes had been mugged while walking her dog, Simon, on Sunday night. Elliot, who said Rhodes lost several teeth in the attack, waxed about a possible conspiracy.

“Is this an attempt by the right-wing, hate machine to silence one of our own?” he asked on the air, according to Talking Radio, a blog. “Are we threatening them? Are they afraid that we’re winning? Are they trying to silence intimidate us?”

Actually, you sniveling putz, most of us big, scary Right Wing Death Beasts hope you’ll never stop yammering on. For the yocks, if for no other reason.

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  1. Randy Rager
    October 17th, 2007 at 00:21 | #1
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    Left this little gem for him. Would have been more impressive without that typo at the end, but then, you comment drunk, you take your chances.

    Randy Rager Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    October 17th, 2007 at 12:05 am

    So let me see if I have this straight:

    1. Rhandi Rhodes drinks 14 Ketel One Vodka martinis, leaves the bar, face plants, and does herself injury requiring that she have a few days off work.

    2. Some helmet wearing sippy cup using Air America talkmeister tells all three of Air America’s listeners that Rhandi Rhodes was mugged and insinuates that the mighty Rieche Wing Death Beaste Assault and Assassination Machine just barely missed offing their favorite female talkmeister.

    3. Meanwhile, some one bit huckster (that would be you) is running a rotating banner inciting the murder of Ann Coulter, despite the obvious criminality of such an act.

    4. You run the Rhandi Rhodes “mugging” story right below said criminal incitation to murder.

    5. Bitsblog posts evidence of your singularity inducing denseness for the whole world to see.

    6. You then cry like a little bitch whilst claiming this whole thing was a joke and taking down the banner, despite the fact that if it really was a joke, you could leave the banner up with impunity.

    Have a got this right?

    Because, really, I’ve seen grade schoolers behave with more maturity and intelligence.

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