Gorebot…
Tim Blair notes that everywhere Al Gore goes, a blizzard soon follows. He calls this Global Coldening.
Duuuuhhh, Tim. Of course that happens. It’s a principle of thermodynamics called heat exchange.
Basically, Gore monopolizes the hot air supply in any space that he occupies. Of course the temperature drops.
It’s like a heat exchanger in an air conditioning unit – he sucks the heat out of the air, and spits out cool air. It’s the only thing cool about him, matter of fact. He’s pretty efficient in that respect.
Now if only you could package AlGoreBot up in a can and sell him… it would be the first effective Freon substitute to hit the market, and I presume he’s free of chloroflourocarbons too, so it would be an environmentally friendly product.
Of course the smell of bullshit would probably be overwhelming, but you could always admire the fat earthtone can.
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