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Kerrycorn

August 4th, 2004

Okay, everyone else is doing it, so I might as well try my hand….

Update! Terrrrayyzzza demanded a line.

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  1. Sithmonkey
    August 4th, 2004 at 16:37 | #1
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    John: I remember eating ears of corn in Vietnam...

    Teresa: Look John! It's what the little people eat!!

  2. Kerry A
    August 4th, 2004 at 19:43 | #2
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    OK, here are mine:

    ?¢‚Ǩ?ìI?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m an avid corn eater, but nobody needs ears that hold this many kernels! When elected I will ensure we enact reasonable corn controls!?¢‚Ǩ?

    ?¢‚Ǩ?ìThe neo-con right wants you to think I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m an elitist. Not true! I grow a garden like anybody else. Just look at these prize eggplants!?¢‚Ǩ?

    ?¢‚Ǩ?ìTeresa! TERESA! Look what that SOB cook said we have for dinner! What are these? FREAKIN?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ PARROT MUMMIES??¢‚Ǩ?

  3. Jeff MacMillan
    August 4th, 2004 at 23:07 | #3
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    John Kerry: 'See what did I tell ya Taaaraaaza? I am a generous and giving man with this here offering.'

    Taarraaaza: 'They want jobs... Stupid! Man this campaign is so corny! I want out!'

    P.S. Tell everyone around you that Jeff MacMillan (ME) just landed 2 jobs at the same time here in the great state of Michigan!

  4. Steve Skubinna
    August 5th, 2004 at 13:00 | #4
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    At first I wondered what Howard Stern was doing on the bus with Kerry... then the captions cleared it up.

    This must be the frst time that Teresa has managed to look goofier than John in a photo.

  5. Bill H
    August 6th, 2004 at 02:34 | #5
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    Kerry held corn, and I don't care
    Kerry held corn, and I don't care
    Kerry held corn, and I don't care
    Teresa should be hid today!
  6. Raging Dave
    August 8th, 2004 at 12:21 | #6
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    I think I just laughed up a damn lung! "I dipped mine in vodka!"

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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