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How to legally, non-violently respond to Biden’s “vaccine” Armtwister Psych Squads when they come a-knocking.

If a government agent or assignee comes to your property, it will be important to those who wish to protect their privacy and property to KNOW THEIR RIGHTS.

  • You do not have to answer ANY QUESTIONS or make ANY STATEMENTS to ANY GOVERNMENT AGENT or assignee. (5th Amendment of the US Constitution and corresponding section of your State Constitution)
  • Simply asking an agent to identify themselves does not waive your Rights.
  • You have the Right to be free from any government agent or assignee entering your property, your home, or your business without a properly obtained warrant. (4th and 5th Amendments of the US Constitution and corresponding sections of your State Constitution.)
  • Simply demanding a copy of that warrant does not waive your Rights.
  • You have the Right to tell any government agent or assignee to leave your property if they cannot produce a properly obtained warrant. (4th and 5th Amendments of the US Constitution and corresponding sections of your State Constitution.)
  • Simply demanding an agent or assignee of the government to leave your property does not waive your Rights.
  • If a government agent or assignee refuses to leave your property or returns to your property after being warned against entering or returning, that agent or assignee has committed the crime of Trespass and is subject to arrest. (State Law, 4th & 5th Amendments to the US Constitution and corresponding sections of State Constitution as confirmed by Supreme Court Opinions).
  • You have the Right to record through audio, video, or photographic recording of any government agent or assignee on your property, either with or without consent of that agent or assignee. (Multiple Federal Court Opinions recognize that the First Amendment plainly protects the filming of officers and public agents.)

I like the next-to-last one best, myself. KrisAnne also helpfully provides a link to a printable “trespass warning form” that you can hand out to any and all government goons intruding on your personal space like candy on Halloween, which you should. As she says: HAND THE COMPLETED FORM DIRECTLY TO THE AGENT OR ASSIGNEE WHILE TELLING THEM THEY MUST NOW LEAVE THE PROPERTY AND YOU WILL NOT BE ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS. Which you shouldn’t. Tell ’em to peddle their little shot someplace else, thanks, ain’t no market for it around here.

Although I greatly prefer Wes’s idea myself.

Update! This. This right here.


And that’s what we call balling the fucking jack, folks.

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MrHead

I would suggest we’ve reached a new stage of the game here. And some savage fuckery is called for.

Play the Gary Busey role:

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MarkMatis

You do not even need to open your door to these maggots. Or say anything to them.

MarkMatis

“Booby traps” might be enticing, but would cause you real problems. On the other hand, rigging the doorbell to a sprinkler is effective. Even more so would be getting a skunk to express his displeasure with them. THAT would end their efforts for at least that day. And might even be enough to get them to reconsider their career choices!

Skeptic

Fuck “legal and non violent.” There is nothing legal about them doing this. So….whatever happens, happens.

SteveF

Put up a sign: If you approach within ten feet of my house while carrying any weapon, the AI controlling my home defenses will detect it and neutralize you by any means necessary. If you need to approach the house, leave all weapons behind and approach singly.

Of course, there doesn’t need to be an AI watchdog, but this gives you legal cover to blow government agents away with your deer rifle. #winning!

Ironbear

Get ’em talking to you and film ’em. And upload the video to YouTube and Vimeo and all of the other streaming services. Vast potential for this to be not only a clusterfuck of epic proportions, but a massive own goal for the Bidenreich as well.

That’s if it actually materializes. These people are deeply incompetent. By the time Kaneesha and all of the other Special Interests get their finger in designing the Outreach, you’d be lucky to see even one door knocker go out, and that one in DC or some other Deep Blue Hive.

I doubt we’ll see any out here in the heartlands.

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