FOAD, you corrupt, lying, kiddie-diddling, senile old rapist.
Speaking from the Rose Garden today at the White House, President Joe Biden celebrated the new guidelines issued by the CDC lifting mask requirements for people who are fully vaccinated, crediting his administration’s vaccination program with dramatically reducing the impact of the coronavirus.
Biden declared, “The rule is very simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do. The choice is yours,” later tweeting out these words as well.
Izzat so, NotMyPresident Gropey? Well, here’s a counteroffer for you.
- WILL do exactly as I please, as usual, without reference to or regard for your own opinion or preferences
- WILL NOT be wearing a fucking mask
- WILL go wherever I want, whenever I want
- WILL NOT allow myself to be shot up with your precious “vaccine,” under any circumstances whatsoever
- WILL ignore all edicts, decrees, commands, and imperatives from the likes of you
- WILL ridicule you; defy you; oppose and/or undermine you, your minions, and all your works; and hold you in profoundest contempt till my dying breath
- WILL NOT be able to successfully and safely negotiate a short flight of stairs
- WILL babble incomprehensibly into the microphone the second the drugs begin to wear off
- WILL NOT be entirely sure of who you are, where you are, and what you’re doing ever again, for the rest of your miserable life
- WILL forever remain not—as you may flatter yourself in your increasingly-few lucid moments—”the leader of the free world,” but an international laughingstock, butt of jokes and object of scorn and ridicule among your fellow bottom-feeders, rumpswabs, and parasites
- WILL NOT enjoy a moment’s respect, deference, or obedience from me—ever
- WILL continue to publicly beclown yourself on a daily basis
So howzabout it there, Gropester? We got ourselves a deal here or what? In the event that we do not, please feel free to go piss up a rope.
“The rule is.” My GOD, the balls on these slimewads.