Breath: not holding it

T’is a consummation devoutly to be wished all the same.

  1. What if the Arizona audit shows massive voter fraud and changes the outcome of their state’s election for President and Senate?
  2. What if Donald Trump declares a government in exile in Florida based on this finding?
  3. What if Governor DeSantis recognizes and protects this alternate government?
  4. What if other state governors recognize the Trump government or withdraw their consent to the Biden administration until all state audits in question are completed?

It certainly would be a good day in the neighborhood if the federal government was marginalized until a resolution is made for our future.

I can only hope that these traitors will all receive a fair trial and then publicly be hanged until dead.

Alas, hope is the only thing we can do. In the unlikely event that any of them DO have righteous justice visited upon ’em, it will have to be the street variety, and it won’t be a court that levies it. That’s all up to We The People now.

Here’s how it is: every sensible, honest person ALREADY KNOWS that there was indeed “massive voter fraud” committed, of numerous varieties. The only ones who deny or dismiss that simple fact are either A) laboring mightily to ensure that it stays suppressed, in hopes of shoring up the faith of the foolish few in a nonviable system; B) proselytizing in support of said fraud; C) active participants in said fraud; or D) working to advance the Leftist/Deep State agenda in some other fashion.

Beyond that, though, I just gotta ask: what, exactly, does anybody expect to take place even if the audits establish beyond all argument that the 2020 election was in fact fraudulent? Think the Harris/Biden Occupation Government will just humbly step aside to allow for the installation of the legitimate President? Will Kamalassar Harris or Confusticated Grampy Joe express contrition and shame, offering their most sincere apologies for their crimes? Will the Democrat-Socialist Party be sanctioned, banned, or officially disbanded? Will any of their co-conspirations be brought to trial on charges of treason?

Of course not; as pleasant a daydream as it might be, it will never amount to anything more than just that. In the deathless words of King Arthur:



Audits, investigations, and the like are all just mental masturbation at this point: satisfying, in a shallow, momentary way, but ultimately pointless. The FUSA’s dismal fate was sealed when Pence declined to meet the Constitutionally-mandated responsibilities of his office and do his sworn duty, which was abundantly clear—a despicable act by which the long-tottering moral foundation of the US federal government was rubbled, its illegitimacy indelibly proclaimed. January 6th ought forever to be remembered as (to borrow FDR’s famous phrase) “a day which will live in infamy,” but not for the reasons Real Americans have been beaten over the head with relentlessly ever since. Which, come to think of it, is a whole ‘nother fraud in itself.

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Barry

“Audits, investigations, and the like are all just mental masturbation at this point: satisfying, in a shallow, momentary way, but ultimately pointless.”

I disagree Mike. There are a lot of people that do not follow politics or political issues that think the claim is just another political claim. They may or may not all believe the truth if it hits them over the head, but many will. Every single person that is turned is one more on our side.

I happen to think there are a lot of those people.

Ironbear

1. What if the Arizona audit shows massive voter fraud and changes the outcome of their state’s election for President and Senate?
2. What if Donald Trump declares a government in exile in Florida based on this finding?
3. What if Governor DeSantis recognizes and protects this alternate government?
4. What if other state governors recognize the Trump government or withdraw their consent to the Biden administration until all state audits in question are completed?

5. What if pigs fly out my ass and oink-flap their way around the world in one night delivering toys and candy to all of the good little Conservative girls and boys?

Barry

“5. What if pigs fly out my ass…”

Grab one or two for BBQ.

Ironbear

But then how will all of the good little conservative boys and girls get their toys and candy?!?

I swear, sometimes you just don’t think these things through, Barry.

Barry

🙂
Not enough brain power.

HazHap

If the pigs in question are flying out of your ass, IB, I don’t think I would want any of that “candy.” Ewwwwwww!

Ironbear

There’s an ass candy joke in there, but I’m not gonna be the one to make it.

kennycan

Would that be a Buttgag?

kennycan

It would be best if those 4 points were followed as a result. Soft secession leading to hard secession PLUS the idea that since DC is Illegitimate all the Blue Areas were stolen. Therefore, we would still have a claim on the rest of the country. I don’t want to be Taiwan but it’s better than being Tibet.

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