Hoodwinked, bamboozled

June 24th, 2013

1986 called. It wants its bullshit scamnesty fraud on the American people back.

I’ve been trying to think of the right metaphor for the giant Corker-Hoeven amendment, the one that is reportedly giving the Gang of 8′s immigration bill enough votes to pass the Senate. Sure, it’s a fig leaf–but a fig leaf is usually something insignificant-yet-real. This is something grandiose that’s a fraud.

The best I can come up with is this: A man comes into your restaurant. You recognize him–he’s a guy who ate a $100 meal last year and said he’d pay later, but he stiffed you. Now he’s back and wants another meal on credit. He senses you are wary and makes a new offer. “This time I’ll pay you … $2 million! How can you refuse? It’s 2 million dollars!”

You get the idea.  Just try and collect.

Similarly,  Schumer, Durbin & Co. have offered a deal to Corker, Hoeven, and conservatives. In essence, it’s this: You’ll immediately legalize 11 M immigrants who are unlawfully in the country. They’ll get work permits renewable ad infinitum–we call it “provisional,” but basically they’re in. Yes, we know that in 1986 we passed an amnesty and promised enforcement that never happened, but this time we promise to … militarize the Southern border! Hire 20,000 new agents! That’s the ticket. Double the Border Patrol! Spend $20 billion. Quadruple the budget.  Drones in the sky–triple the number of drones. Drones! Sensors on the ground!  700 miles of fence! 100% use of E-Verify! ”I don’t know what more to do, short of just shooting people,” says Gang of 8-er Lindsey Graham.

Just try and collect.

Nothing this Congress does, remember, can prevent future Congresses from reneging on the back end of this “legalize first” deal. Budget considerations alone will mean the advertised ”surge” won’t be sustained–as Obama’s earlier 1,500 man National Guard surge wasn’t sustained.  Future lawmakers will be looking around for “offsetting” spending cuts and that bloated 40,000 man border patrol will stick out like a nail that wants to be hammered. Plus, once Democrats have eaten their meal  illegal immigrants have their legalization in hand, Democrats will lose 80% of their motivation to make good on the law’s elaborate promises. They’re already unhappy with the back end of the deal–Sen. Leahy calls it “a Christmas wish list for Halliburton.”  Meanwhile, militarizing the border is drawing immediate protests. Business interests–especially farmers–can be expected to oppose the requirement that they use a computerized system to check new hires. There will be little to stop these forces–the ones that have blocked enforcement until now–except some Republican pols saying “But…but you pwomised!”

And we all know what a powerful force of Nature Boehner’s crocodile tears can be.

You guys DO know that this crap is going to pass, right? Might as well fling open the gates and put out the welcome mats right now.

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  1. MM
    June 24th, 2013 at 10:32 | #1
    Anyone on "our" side that doesn't recognize we're in a fight to the death with mortal enemies of individuality and liberty, and that motherfuckers like Chuck Schumer are leading the other side to destroy us, doesn't deserve one fucking penny or ounce of support.

    The Republican Party is useless, I say let's give a new national party with strict adherence to the Constitution a shot before we light the torches.

  2. Veritas
    June 26th, 2013 at 19:04 | #2
    We are witnessing a replay of the end of the Roman Empire. We see senators bidding for the throne throwing money to gather support. To heel with the empire, the people, or the law, as long as their prestiege, power, and their pockets are lined.

    No wonder the people have zero confidence in the government.

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