Why, oh why, does she hate the Noble Poor so? This is a picture of the most genocidal maniac in history getting her hair done by an expensive, internationally-renowned stylist while taking a useless photo-op junket to Haiti exclusively for political purposes:
Such INCREDIBLE insensitivity to Haiti’s long-suffering people — impoverished as they are by years of greedy Republican dominance of their House, Senate, and White House, no doubt, along with Chimperor George W Bush’s murderous anti-human policies — is perfectly typical of the monster Palin. I mean, if she’s so callous and unfeeling as to be willing to murder defenseless caribou and then eat them — yes, Palin is a cannibal too, since as every deranged Hollywood mouthbreather knows, caribous are just as human as any liberal — then it shouldn’t surprise anyone that she would spend countless billions of taxpayer dollars to bring her expensive hairdresser along on this pointless exercise in narcissism, greed, and political expediency.
Phew; channeling liberal derangement is tiring, I tells ya. Now go read the part of the story AP didn’t see fit to report, in order to more seamlessly manufacture another lame-ass nontroversy. John “Silky Pony” Edwards’ hairdresser was unavailable for comment, apparently.
You Palin-haters are truly, truly pathetic; you know that, don’t you?