{"id":8106,"date":"2022-10-29T23:45:17","date_gmt":"2022-10-30T03:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=8106"},"modified":"2022-10-30T00:45:41","modified_gmt":"2022-10-30T04:45:41","slug":"things-that-make-you-go-hmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmm\/","title":{"rendered":"Things that make you go &#8220;Hmmmm&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sketchy as sketchy gets, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/2022\/10\/28\/police-pelosi-attack-intentional-00064098\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Police offer new details in Paul Pelosi assault<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"dek\"><em>San Francisco Police Chief Bill Scott confirmed that the intruder was specifically targeting the House speaker. &#8220;Everyone should be disgusted,&#8221; he said.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Sorry, not disgusted, not even a tiny bit. What I <em>actually<\/em> am is highly, highly amused.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nSAN FRANCISCO \u2014 Police said Friday evening the attack on Paul Pelosi, the husband of Speaker Nancy Pelosi, was \u201cintentional.\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No, really? SRSLY? That there&#8217;s some top-quality sleuthing there, Depitty Dawg.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The man accused of entering the Pelosi home and attacking Paul Pelosi with a hammer specifically targeted the California Democrat, San Francisco Police Chief Bill Scott confirmed on Friday. That was consistent with the revelation that the assailant, a 42-year-old Berkeley resident, had asked \u201cWhere is Nancy?\u201d before his assault.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis was intentional,\u201d Scott told reporters, adding politicians\u2019 families \u201cdon\u2019t sign up for this.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh yes, they do. That is, if the words of one Thomas Jefferson still count for anything.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIt is wrong, and everyone should be disgusted,\u201d he added.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nope, sorry not sorry; still amused over here, not disgusted. Here&#8217;s where things get sketchy.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>David DePape forced his way into the home through a back entrance, Scott said. Officers arrived at the house, knocked on the front door and were let inside by an unknown person. They discovered DePape and Pelosi struggling for a hammer, and after they instructed them to drop the weapon, Scott said, DePape took the hammer and \u201cviolently attacked\u201d Pelosi.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To recap, then: the cops were let into the palatial PeeLousy crib by who even knows, then stood idly by as two half-nekkid dudes were rasslin&#8217; around. Then, when a verbal request to knock that shit off was ignored by the combatants, they looked on as the vicious skull-cracking went down right in front of their faces. Uhhhh <strong><em>HUH<\/em><\/strong>. I can see no problem with any of that perfectly believable narrative, not a-tall I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The emerging portrait of a politically motivated attack by a man who consumed fringe conspiracy theories has shocked San Francisco and stoked fresh concerns about elected officials facing violence.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not on MY part they haven&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>While authorities have not detailed a motive, DePape\u2019s online history indicates that he subscribed to the discredited narrative that the 2020 presidential election was illegitimate and espoused a range of bigoted and radical beliefs. He expressed anti-Semitic views and appeared to embrace the QAnon movement, which posits a secret cabal of pedophiles has been protected by people in power.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>SO, just another addition to the ever-lengthening litany of politically-motivated Left-wing violence, then. Making it exactly one (1) more of such than we&#8217;ve seen to date from us deadly-dangerous Right-wing Nazi radical white supremacist extremists, oddly enough. Gin-soaked hag Nancy&#8217;s office issued <a href=\"https:\/\/amgreatness.com\/2022\/10\/28\/paul-pelosis-attacker-identified-as-42-year-old-nudist-activist-david-depape\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">an unintentionally side-splitting statement<\/a> regarding the bizarre incident:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rep. Pelosi\u2019s (D-Calif.) office released a statement saying Pelosi, 82, was hospitalized but is expected to make a full recovery. The speaker and her family \u201crequested privacy at this time,\u201d according to the statement.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, I just bet you did at that, Skeletor. Nothing quite like the healing power of &#8220;privacy&#8221; to help one get through such a trying ordeal, I&#8217;m sure. Rand Paul reeled off a scalpel-sharp riposte in response.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky.) wished Mr. Pelosi a speedy recovery \u201cunlike Nancy Pelosi\u2019s daughter\u201d who mocked the 2017 violent attack on the senator at his home that left him seriously injured. Part of Paul\u2019s lung had to be<a href=\"https:\/\/rollcall.com\/2019\/08\/05\/sen-rand-paul-has-part-of-lung-removed-injury-stems-from-2017-assault\/\">\u00a0surgically removed<\/a>\u00a0after a neighbor attacked him over his political views.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh. Also, <em>OOF<\/em>. If PeeLousy <em>homme<\/em> or <em>femme<\/em> had any capacity to feel shame, they&#8217;d be up to their necks in it after that semi-subtle slam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sketchy as sketchy gets, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Police offer new details in Paul Pelosi assault San Francisco Police Chief Bill Scott confirmed that the intruder was specifically targeting the House speaker. &#8220;Everyone should be disgusted,&#8221; he said. Sorry, not disgusted, not&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmm\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Things that make you go &#8220;Hmmmm&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,9,20,21,28,30,36,45,61,188,69,84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almost-but-not-quite","category-assholes","category-brilliant","category-diefuckerdie","category-gay-porn-cock","category-commies","category-damn-thats-funny","category-domestic-disputes","category-hmmm","category-the-scum-of-the-earth","category-liberals-violent-haters","category-passthepopcorn","wpcat-4-id","wpcat-9-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-21-id","wpcat-28-id","wpcat-30-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-45-id","wpcat-61-id","wpcat-188-id","wpcat-69-id","wpcat-84-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8106"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8113,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8106\/revisions\/8113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}