{"id":6333,"date":"2022-05-20T16:49:28","date_gmt":"2022-05-20T20:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=6333"},"modified":"2022-05-20T16:49:30","modified_gmt":"2022-05-20T20:49:30","slug":"elongate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/elongate\/","title":{"rendered":"Elongate!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So of course the shitlibs are now trying desperately to gin up some kind of sex scandal they can use to lay Elon Musk low, the cheeky iconoclast having proven to be completely impervious to everything else they&#8217;ve tried so far to bring him to heel and put him back in his proper place. To wit:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Elon Musk announces he\u2019s voting Republican and the next day the media is calling him a sexual predator.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Christian Walker (@ChristianWalk1r) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChristianWalk1r\/status\/1527457691949334528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 20, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Bless his heart, he doesn&#8217;t seem to give a fart in a whirlwind about any of that horseshit, either:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Finally, we get to use Elongate as scandal name. It\u2019s kinda perfect.  <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qSNH7lsn72\">https:\/\/t.co\/qSNH7lsn72<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Elon Musk (@elonmusk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elonmusk\/status\/1527525498460508160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 20, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Between Musk, DeSantis, Tucker, Trump, and a handful of others, we&#8217;re living in what could fairly be thought of as a Golden Age for smacking libtards around and making the whiny douchenozzles cry, and I for one am loving it. As Glenn quips: <a href=\"https:\/\/instapundit.com\/521244\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Makes em soooooo mad\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>When you\u2019re targeted by a clown show, the only proper response is to point and laugh<\/em><\/a>. Most satisfying of all is the way they react when they get their noses tweaked like this, losing it completely in paroxysms of spluttering, stammering rage. Being aggressively taunted, disregarded, and openly made sport of&mdash;especially when it&#8217;s coming from the kind of people whose habitual passivity, obsequiousness, and reflexive assumption of the defensive crouch they&#8217;d long since come to take for granted&mdash;is such an alien sensation for them they simply can&#8217;t help but blow their stacks every time it happens to them anew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So of course the shitlibs are now trying desperately to gin up some kind of sex scandal they can use to lay Elon Musk low, the cheeky iconoclast having proven to be completely impervious to everything else they&#8217;ve tried so far to bring him to&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/elongate\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Elongate!!!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20,31,36,45,52,54,62,73,77,79,83,84,85,101,185,114,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-american","category-brilliant","category-counterrevolution","category-damn-thats-funny","category-domestic-disputes","category-fuwar","category-fucking-morons","category-hubris-and-nemesis","category-loserbabies-crybullies","category-meltdown-what-meltdown","category-muahahahaha","category-our-enemies","category-passthepopcorn","category-patton-would-be-proud","category-tards","category-the-resistance","category-counter-revolutionary-ideas","category-or-losing","wpcat-5-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-31-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-45-id","wpcat-52-id","wpcat-54-id","wpcat-62-id","wpcat-73-id","wpcat-77-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-83-id","wpcat-84-id","wpcat-85-id","wpcat-101-id","wpcat-185-id","wpcat-114-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6333"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6334,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6333\/revisions\/6334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}