{"id":5755,"date":"2022-03-27T01:42:45","date_gmt":"2022-03-27T05:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=5755"},"modified":"2022-03-27T01:47:34","modified_gmt":"2022-03-27T05:47:34","slug":"sticks-and-stones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/sticks-and-stones\/","title":{"rendered":"Sticks and stones"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two funnies to enliven your Saturday evening: one via Revolver<\/a>, one purloined from our chum Miguel over at GFZ<\/a>. I’m happy to supply my own headline for tonight’s first selection: Dumb bint opens yap, beclowns self<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

To the people who think Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump are crazy but that trans people are made up, that \u201ccancel culture\u201d has gone too far, that \u201cmen should be men and women should women\u201d \u2014 congratulations, you agree with Putin. You are his ideological ally.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, okay, okay, sure. I agree with Putin, whatever. I far prefer that than ever being seen in public agreeing with the intellectually-stunted likes of you and yours. About anything at all. Ever<\/em>. Now go swing that cute little butt of your’n on out to the kitchren and fetch me a beer and a samwidge, whydon’tcha.<\/p>\n

This next one I like a lot better. It dovetails kinda nicely with my previous post, I think.<\/p>\n

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<\/center>Update!<\/span class=\"ud\"> Another glancing blow.<\/p>\n

Bill Gates: Rich nations should move to ‘100 percent synthetic beef’<\/strong><\/a>
\nIn a\u00a0recent interview with Technology Review, Gates discussed his new book, “How to Avoid a Climate Disaster,” and emphasized the benefits rich nations could produce by moving to “100% synthetic beef.”<\/p>\n

“I do think all rich countries should move to 100% synthetic beef,” Gates said when asked about how countries can help to reduce methane emissions when it comes to food production. “You can get used to the taste difference, and the claim is they\u2019re going to make it taste even better over time.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sure, Bill, why not. You go first.<\/p>\n

Asshole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two funnies to enliven your Saturday evening: one via Revolver, one purloined from our chum Miguel over at GFZ. I’m happy to supply my own headline for tonight’s first selection: Dumb bint opens yap, beclowns self. To the people who think Tucker Carlson and Donald…<\/p>\n

Would you like to know more? Sticks and stones<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16,20,24,28,36,48,54,79,183,101,116],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-believe-it-or-else","category-brilliant","category-dumb-celeb-tricks","category-gay-porn-cock","category-damn-thats-funny","category-flotsam-andor-jetsam","category-fucking-morons","category-muahahahaha","category-quick-licks","category-tards","category-toxicfems","wpcat-13-id","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-24-id","wpcat-28-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-48-id","wpcat-54-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-183-id","wpcat-101-id","wpcat-116-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5755"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5757,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755\/revisions\/5757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}