{"id":491,"date":"2020-02-21T23:36:46","date_gmt":"2020-02-22T04:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=491"},"modified":"2020-02-22T02:05:16","modified_gmt":"2020-02-22T07:05:16","slug":"smackdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/smackdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Smackdown!"},"content":{"rendered":"

No, as with all the others, I didn’t watch the latest Democrat-Socialist shitshow<\/strike> debacle<\/strike> debate either. Nor will I be watching any future ones; I can’t imagine any of the current line-up of power-crazed commie cretins ever uttering a single syllable I’d be the least bit interested in paying attention to. Life is just too short.<\/p>\n

That said<\/em>, however<\/a>…<\/p>\n

A fiery end to what had already been a\u00a0contentious Democratic primary debate,\u00a0which included the billionaire businessman for the first time, was sparked by NBC anchor Lester Holt\u2019s question to Sanders about two-thirds of voters being \u201cuncomfortable with a socialist candidate for president.\u201d<\/p>\n

After seeming to question the poll\u2019s results by pointing out his frontrunner status for the Democratic nomination, Sanders called\u00a0Bloomberg\u2019s earlier use\u00a0of the word \u201ccommunism\u201d a \u201ccheap shot,\u201d contending his policies were more akin to \u201cwhat goes on in countries like Denmark.\u201d<\/p>\n

After Sanders criticized \u201ctax breaks and subsidies\u201d for the rich,\u00a0Bloomberg\u00a0interjected: \u201cWhat a wonderful country we have. The best known socialist in the country happens to be a millionaire with three houses. What did I miss here?\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What I missed myself was how an incompetent loser who never did a day’s honest work at a useful job his entire life scraped up the scratch to provide himself with three—count ’em, (3)—palatial mansions. Evidently, it’s so easy to take rich from a lifetime spent idling around as a (ahem) “public servant,” even a hapless stumblebum like Red Bernie can pull it off. Which, y’know, is saying something.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, you missed that I work in Washington, house one,\u201d Sanders responded defensively.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s the first problem,\u201d Bloomberg said.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Annnnd ZING!<\/em> again.<\/p>\n

\u201cLive in Burlington [Vermont], house two,\u201d Sanders said. \u201cAnd like thousands of other Vermonters, I do have a summer camp. Forgive me for that. Where is your home? Which tax haven \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNew York City, thank you very much,\u201d Bloomberg responded.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Heh. Red Bernie’s reaction? Priceless<\/em>.
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\"BernieBustsAVein.tiff\"<\/p>\n

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\nSo, final tally, then: three (3) solid haymakers landed by L’il Mike The Banning Bantam, a zippo-palooza for Bernie The Bugeyed Bolshevik. Note the deep purplish tint to that sweaty, wafer-thin skin as ol’ Bernie nearly busts a blood vessel in spluttering rage over having been so handily nailed to the cross by L’il Mike—his vanity deflated, his self-righteousness skewered, his grubby socialist hypocrisy exposed for all the world to see and be revolted by.<\/p>\n

He’ll still win the nomination, of course, unless the Democrat-Socialists can scheme out a way to screw him out of it again without being too obvious about it. Much as I do hate to have to point this out, the sad truth is he’s probably the only candidate they have with even a prayer of defeating Trump. Horrible as Red Bernie is, tragically great numbers of ignorant, brainwashed Amerikan youth would gladly slide bareassed down the edge of a giant razor blade and into a vat of rubbing alcohol to cast a vote for him. Plenty of others too, perhaps even enough. Don’t kid yourself that it couldn’t happen, folks. Because it could.<\/p>\n

But that’s a discussion for another day and another post. Howsomever, lavishing kudos on the L’il Tyrant for making a fool of as foolish a self-made fool as Red Bernie might be dismissed by some as damning with faint praise, and rightly so. It’s just too easy, what folks around here used to joke about as “doing the light work”—a thing anyone can do without breaking a sweat, certainly nothing to strut around bragging about. I do not care; I enjoyed reading about it anyway, although I’m also happy I didn’t waste an evening enduring the torment that led up to it. Good show there, Shorty.<\/p>\n

Not unusual update!<\/span class=\"ud\"> David Brooks misses by a mile.<\/p>\n

Brooks: Democrats Lack the Ability \u2018To Go After a Socialist\u2019<\/a><\/strong>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

They don’t lack the ability<\/em>, David; they lack the desire<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No, as with all the others, I didn’t watch the latest Democrat-Socialist shitshow debacle debate either. Nor will I be watching any future ones; I can’t imagine any of the current line-up of power-crazed commie cretins ever uttering a single syllable I’d be the least…<\/p>\n

Would you like to know more? Smackdown!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,12,18,20,30,36,54,77,79,83,84,99,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assholes","category-balls","category-bleargh","category-brilliant","category-commies","category-damn-thats-funny","category-fucking-morons","category-meltdown-what-meltdown","category-muahahahaha","category-our-enemies","category-passthepopcorn","category-straight-from-the-bin","category-or-losing","wpcat-9-id","wpcat-12-id","wpcat-18-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-30-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-54-id","wpcat-77-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-83-id","wpcat-84-id","wpcat-99-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":499,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions\/499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}