{"id":4691,"date":"2021-09-16T18:45:34","date_gmt":"2021-09-16T22:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=4691"},"modified":"2021-09-16T19:18:59","modified_gmt":"2021-09-16T23:18:59","slug":"get-wise-charlie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/get-wise-charlie\/","title":{"rendered":"Get wise, Chuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some people seem to feel that every football Lucy holds up for them is worth trying to kick. <strong>CLUE:<\/strong> <em>it ain&#8217;t<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4698\" src=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/CharlieBrownFootball-web-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"587\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/CharlieBrownFootball-web-1.jpg 550w, https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/CharlieBrownFootball-web-1-281x300.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Stop being a chump, Charlie Brown. Deny Lucy your consent. Because there&#8217;ll <em>always<\/em> be another football, but Lucy can trick you into making a fool of yourself only for as long as you <em>allow<\/em> her to, and no longer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people seem to feel that every football Lucy holds up for them is worth trying to kick. CLUE: it ain&#8217;t. Stop being a chump, Charlie Brown. Deny Lucy your consent. Because there&#8217;ll always be another football, but Lucy can trick you into making a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/get-wise-charlie\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Get wise, Chuck<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,18,48,60,74,123],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-believe-it-or-else","category-bleargh","category-flotsam-andor-jetsam","category-hey-yall-watch-this","category-losing","category-willful-stupidity","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-18-id","wpcat-48-id","wpcat-60-id","wpcat-74-id","wpcat-123-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4691"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4699,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4691\/revisions\/4699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}