{"id":3250,"date":"2021-04-18T01:55:54","date_gmt":"2021-04-18T05:55:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=3250"},"modified":"2021-04-18T01:55:56","modified_gmt":"2021-04-18T05:55:56","slug":"what-goes-around-comes-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/what-goes-around-comes-around\/","title":{"rendered":"What goes around comes around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or: Karma is a brass-plated <em>bitch<\/em>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azfamily.com\/news\/maricopa-woman-finds-tires-slashed-and-a-severed-finger-in-her-driveway\/article_a71cee4a-9e68-11eb-bb44-637b413961a5.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"HAAAAA!!!\" rel=\"noopener\">Maricopa woman finds tires slashed and a severed finger in her driveway<\/a><\/strong>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Right off the bat, you know this is gonna be good.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A couple in Maricopa woke up to their tires slashed and a severed finger in the driveway on Thursday morning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I literally have been laughing all day because if I don&#8217;t, I might cry,&#8221; said Francesca Wikoff.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I confess, I&#8217;m already giggling a bit over here myself.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The truck belongs to the Wikoff family. Wikoff, a former volunteer firefighter and EMT, has the stomach for this sort of thing. &#8220;It&#8217;s pretty comical. You would think that if you&#8217;re gonna go to the hospital, especially if you just severed your finger off, that you would take said finger with you,&#8221; said Wikoff.<\/p>\n<p>Wikoff believes the tire slasher cut her back tire then cut his finger off on accident. &#8220;We assume it happened at 10:30 last night because we had our neighbor that lives next to him heard a loud scream and then a car speeding off,&#8221; said Wikoff.<\/p>\n<p>The Maricopa mother believes the finger belongs to her neighbor because they argued with him the night before and a trail of blood leads to his house.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Pretty comical&#8221; doesn&#8217;t even BEGIN to cover it, Miz W. Be sure to click on over for her closing quip, which is a doozy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or: Karma is a brass-plated bitch. Maricopa woman finds tires slashed and a severed finger in her driveway Right off the bat, you know this is gonna be good. A couple in Maricopa woke up to their tires slashed and a severed finger in the&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/what-goes-around-comes-around\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  What goes around comes around<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13,17,36,45,48,54,101,128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almost-but-not-quite","category-general","category-big-tsimmis","category-damn-thats-funny","category-domestic-disputes","category-flotsam-andor-jetsam","category-fucking-morons","category-tards","category-yikes","wpcat-4-id","wpcat-13-id","wpcat-17-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-45-id","wpcat-48-id","wpcat-54-id","wpcat-101-id","wpcat-128-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3251,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3250\/revisions\/3251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}