{"id":30446,"date":"2026-11-15T15:55:39","date_gmt":"2026-11-15T20:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/?p=30446"},"modified":"2026-11-15T15:58:37","modified_gmt":"2026-11-15T20:58:37","slug":"hard-pass-on-the-relationship-thiing-fellas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/hard-pass-on-the-relationship-thiing-fellas\/","title":{"rendered":"Hard pass on the &#8220;relationship&#8221; thing, fellas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, I won\u2019t be installing your damned app either, thanks.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"zxx\">https:\/\/t.co\/35xvOtUQFF<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ONT WTF (@OntWtf)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/OntWtf\/status\/2120325841351594225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 11, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<div class=\"remoji_bar\"><div class=\"remoji_add_container\" data-remoji-id=\"30446\" data-remoji-type=\"post\"><div class=\"remoji_add_icon\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"remoji_error_bar\" data-remoji-id=\"30446\" data-remoji-type=\"post\" style=\"display: none;\">Error happened.<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I won\u2019t be installing your damned app either, thanks. https:\/\/t.co\/35xvOtUQFF \u2014 ONT WTF (@OntWtf) November 11, 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,210,11,218,36,48,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-american","category-are-we-fed-up-yet","category-bah","category-bwaaaa-hahahahaha","category-damn-thats-funny","category-flotsam-andor-jetsam","category-or-losing","wpcat-5-id","wpcat-210-id","wpcat-11-id","wpcat-218-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-48-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30446"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30449,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30446\/revisions\/30449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}