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Greetings and Salutations!
\nMy A-polly-olly-geez for the late update, but I’ve been Mo-Fuggen BUSY.
\n<\/strong>The Update (as it is\/was\/were)
\nSooooo…. let’s start from the beginning which is a swell spot to start (until the swelling goes down)…<\/p>\n

As the majority of y’all know,\u00a0despite<\/strong> the ‘slings and arrows of outrageous and egregious bullshtein that’s gone on recently, (Bogus CPS reports\/Attempted Car theft and the like)\u00a0 we’ve managed\u00a0some how<\/strong> to keep Ye Olde Nuggets ABOVE the fray, and Charlie Miked rather well.\u00a0 That being said that the week before last, Gretchen was having some back issues… normal stuff… pain and whatnot as well… with me at work, the Primary “Heavy Lifter” is G for the Dooney…<\/p>\n

Who is now almost 34 pounds and 36 inches long\u00a0at 9 months of age<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\"\"That’s a BIG sumbitch for 9 months Aye?<\/p>\n

And nope… no pituitary issues…\u00a0 they tested… just normal growth.<\/p>\n

FML.\u00a0 For funsies I loaded ALL of the Dooney’s respective physical statistics into am AI which came back and told me to expect FINAL sizer for him to be\u00a0at the minimum <\/em><\/strong>6 foot 7\/320 pounds\u00a0at a minimum<\/em> as stated before.\u00a0 I’m not raising a kid, I’m raising a fucking future Warbeast.\u00a0 By the time he hits 18 months, he’ll be able to work on and be part of a crew served weapon…<\/p>\n

So anyways… I now have a\u00a0really serious respect<\/strong> for parents dealing with developmentally disabled kids… I.E. a\u00a0real<\/strong> four-year-old who can’t walk\/talk\/take care of nor assist in their own upbringing… The Dooney<\/a> is NORMAL but OMG… the amount of physical effort that goes into moving him around and hefting his big ass all over the place?\u00a0 How some folks\u00a0have<\/strong><\/span> to do it?\u00a0 My blessings\/prayers and respect to them…<\/p>\n

Anyways… G had some back issues… It’s expected.
\nHefting a big ole hamhocked bag o’cuteness around wears out a 56 year old female, never mind MY 57 year old broke-dick self….<\/p>\n

Either way, by Monday, she’d had enough and went to the ER as her back was literally so bad she needed something<\/em> to help.
\nTurns out, it wasn’t a back strain, she had a BAD kidney infection.
\nSo they put her on some new antibiotic…\u00a0 I’ll refrain from mentioning it as there could be issues, BUT
\nIt didn’t react well…\u00a0 LOTS of allergy type reactions, in particularly her eyes.\u00a0 Now for those of you who’ve been riding the BCE ‘train’ over the years, you may\/may not recall that she had a collapsed retina and surgery to correct said collapse… personally I always thought that the dot-Indian (not feather-Indian) who performed the surgery\u00a0might<\/em> have bollixed it up, as even post-surgery, she still lost all sight in the eye, and man, she’s had issues ever since… either way…<\/p>\n

By Wednesday, she stopped taking the new Anti-Bios, and her eyes looked like shit.\u00a0 Puffy… swollen… MAD allergy-looking if you know what I mean…\u00a0 We discussed it, and we decided we’d see how she felt by Friday……..<\/p>\n

Thursday Night:\u00a0 The new job training had worn me out so badly as for me to be ‘mentally hollow’…. what little brains I had left were mashed taters AT BEST.\u00a0 I had gotten myself an eight pack of 16oz beers (the first I’ve had in months) and was chilling.\u00a0 G came out and said her eyes were\u00a0really<\/strong> hurting, so I aquienced and we laid some lidocaine on the area, and that seemed to alleviate the issue….<\/p>\n

At Midnight as I was wrapping up ‘things’ she came out and said “I’m not feeling very well… my arm hurts….” I also saw that her mouth was drooping and her right eye looked like I had hit her with two left hooks it was so swollen…\u00a0 needless to say, I called 9-11 Right Fucking There and Right Fucking Then.\u00a0 As an aside, you have to understand, with my background and training and abilities, generally 9-11 is ONLY reserved for IF you’re bleeding out from the eyeballs or asshole…. I hate the concept of wasting resources…\u00a0 however, in this case?\u00a0 Oh yeah… my bitch was having a stroke and I knew it.<\/p>\n

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What’s HILARIOUS was BECAUSE it was MY house and such, not only did ONE ambulance show, but also my boys, Deputy “Jimmy” as well as another deputy, and a Fire Truck…. Calls to Big Country’s house are apparently a potential Mass Casualty event it would appear….\u00a0 Everyone was GREAT… the medics eval’d G, and\u00a0immediately<\/strong> got her on the bus ASAP.\u00a0 The moved her to the local hospital, which performed the “Stroke Protocol” (drugs and scans and etc) and then, after the Brain SCan they went “NOPE!”\u00a0 This needs to be addressed by Tampa General!”<\/p>\n

They then reloaded her on ANOTHER ambulance and raced her over to Tampa General.\u00a0 Once they evaluated her there, they said that they were going to set up an emergency surgery at USF.\u00a0 Seems she got seen and worked on by the premiere<\/em> eye docs at USF Health Tyson-Martin Eye Institute.\u00a0 It’s the latest and greatest Eye Docs, and HIGHLY rated… like world class rated…<\/p>\n

Now INTERESTING PISS ME OFF SIDE NOTE:
\n-I-<\/strong> had to UBER her over there as the insurance said that she’d used up her ‘ambulance\/MEDEVAC allowance’
\nNot a big deal…
\nTo a point…
\nThe CEO of THAT particular group gets to keep drawing O2…
\nFor now…<\/p>\n

Right now I have FAR bigger fish to fry and bodies to stack than some bloated POS CEO, which I may\/may not got into, depending on how angry I am after this…\u00a0 Let me tell you…. I’m on the fucking warpath right now, and I want heads.\u00a0 Literally\/Metaphorically… I\u00a0do not give a fuck<\/strong>… There are people out there RESPONSIBLE for this whole fucking shitshow, and I want to bathe in their blood…<\/p>\n

Jes’ Sayin’…<\/p>\n

So…
\nShe got to the USF Clinic… and they were LITERALLY waiting for her.
\nReason being?
\nThe clot or growth or whatever the fuck it was\/is was ON her right eye’s optic nerve INSIDE her nugget, and causing EXTREME pressure on both her eye, as well as…. wel\u00a0everything<\/strong>.\u00a0 The fear was that IF they went in using NORMAL procedures, the clot might break loose and cause a metric MOAR fucktom of damage(s).\u00a0 Because of this, they sent in the “Eyeball\/Clot A-Team”.
\nInstead of cracking open her casaba (as they would have even two years ago), they went in (from what I can tell… lots of techno-med babble told to me that (surprisingly!) I’m completely ignorant about<\/strong>…)\u00a0 That being said, they apparently inserted two micro-fibre optics in through her tear ducts.\u00a0 One was a camera, the other a laser.\u00a0 They then toasted up the clot\/whathaveyou and G said she LITERALLY felt the relief as soon as they zapped it… she said that there was a ‘sound’ she L:ITERALLY heard in and through her head that sounded like a rubber band breaking, and immediately after, the pressure went away….<\/p>\n

Damn!!!<\/p>\n

High Speed Low Drag\u00a0INDEED!<\/p>\n

<\/strong>In fact SO HS\/LD she got released to me Saturday Morning!
\nNow…. ashe’s doing great… a bit ‘off’ from her radical change of ‘stuff’… she’s got another follow up in two weeks ‘cos they told us this might<\/em> come back until they figure out the source of the original clot, however, she will NOT have to worry about further stroke issues between the meds and the monitoring that’s going on…\u00a0 In this case, it falls to me to handle the observation and proactive protection…<\/p>\n

Which leads me to this:
\nThe person I lay 80% of the blame on for this is that retarded fuck who reported us to CPS for a bogus call.
\nNow that\u00a0that<\/strong> is completely over, I can say this:\u00a0 It was\u00a0-someone-<\/em><\/span><\/strong> who lurked on my BCE dot com blog.
\nCPS\u00a0knew<\/strong> it was a bogus call as the fuckwit didn’t and couldn’t even provide the Dooney’s real name.
\n\"\"It’s now\u00a0beyond personal<\/strong>
\nLawfare has been initiated.
\nIn Florida, a false CPS Accusation\u00a0with malice<\/em> (as this was) has, under a new law, a Felony Conviction with a $250,000 fine and as stated, a five year MANDATORY State Prison sentence… which depending on enhanced circumstances (like in this case, my wife ALMOST dying from a Stroke) they’re looking at TEN YEARS.\u00a0 On top of IF they were so fucking stupid as to report it from out-of-state, well… then we get Federal Charges added… and currently, I’m in communication with Jack Uthmeier’s office…\u00a0 that\u00a0ABSOLUTE MAD LAD CHAD <\/strong>whos up for re-election?\u00a0 MAGA Dude all the way????<\/p>\n

The want an example from what I heard…
\nNo one\u00a0YET <\/strong>has been taken down by that law…<\/p>\n

If you’re reading this….
\nKYS now.
\n‘Cos I’m\u00a0going ALL THE WAY TO DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
\n<\/strong>No quarter asked for, nor given
\nFA\/FO.
\nSo that’s the update.<\/p>\n

I appreciate ALL of your support\/prayers\/kind words and the like.
\nStand strong in the face of Evil, for it cannot endure the Light of Righteousness. (No Idea… that just came to me)
\nMore Later
\nBig Country<\/p>\n

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Greetings and Salutations! My A-polly-olly-geez for the late update, but I’ve been Mo-Fuggen BUSY. The Update (as it is\/was\/were) Sooooo…. let’s start from the beginning which is a swell spot to start (until the swelling goes down)… As the majority of y’all know,\u00a0despite the ‘slings…<\/p>\n

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