{"id":29345,"date":"2026-08-11T16:10:58","date_gmt":"2026-08-11T20:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/?p=29345"},"modified":"2026-08-11T16:15:07","modified_gmt":"2026-08-11T20:15:07","slug":"schooling-fake-jake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/schooling-fake-jake\/","title":{"rendered":"Schooling Fake Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All right, class, what have we learned today?<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The story: Iran had a serious plot to kill the president.<\/p>\n<p>The headlines: OMG Secret Service protected the president and not every asshole in the media. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2xshtu9LSz\">https:\/\/t.co\/2xshtu9LSz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/ThePowersThatBe\/status\/2087251843155910887?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 11, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>CLUE FOR THE CLUELESS:<\/strong> The Secret Service&#8217;s job, in fact its primary <em>raison d&#8217;\u00eatre<\/em>, is to PROTECT THE PRESIDENT. &#8220;White House staffers,&#8221; not so much. &#8220;Reporters,&#8221; not at ALL.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Via <a href=\"https:\/\/instapundit.com\/816005\/\" target=\"blank\">Stephen Green<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"remoji_bar\"><div class=\"remoji_add_container\" data-remoji-id=\"29345\" data-remoji-type=\"post\"><div class=\"remoji_add_icon\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"remoji_error_bar\" data-remoji-id=\"29345\" data-remoji-type=\"post\" style=\"display: none;\">Error happened.<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right, class, what have we learned today? The story: Iran had a serious plot to kill the president. The headlines: OMG Secret Service protected the president and not every asshole in the media. https:\/\/t.co\/2xshtu9LSz \u2014 Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) August 11, 2026 CLUE FOR THE&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/schooling-fake-jake\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Schooling Fake Jake<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11,12,16,21,218,32,36,204,48,54,79,84,89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assholes","category-bah","category-balls","category-believe-it-or-else","category-diefuckerdie","category-bwaaaa-hahahahaha","category-cry-me-a-river","category-damn-thats-funny","category-enemies-domestic","category-flotsam-andor-jetsam","category-fucking-morons","category-muahahahaha","category-passthepopcorn","category-read-and-heed","wpcat-9-id","wpcat-11-id","wpcat-12-id","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-21-id","wpcat-218-id","wpcat-32-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-204-id","wpcat-48-id","wpcat-54-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-84-id","wpcat-89-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29345"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29347,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29345\/revisions\/29347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}