{"id":28065,"date":"2026-04-09T12:40:48","date_gmt":"2026-04-09T16:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/?p=28065"},"modified":"2026-04-10T01:45:26","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T05:45:26","slug":"true-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/true-story\/","title":{"rendered":"True story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I checked the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/MCPDNC\/posts\/pfbid035dJyN1X7waGnNtQTnxxTfQLVdoicCfWEuGvYXSMZKSWA9PUssSSz6eybm1nqzZh9l?__cft__[0]=AZZxZMR9tdKzs4MaQQ8lgEYQ58npawteFxftghWPpKjKK0PcYoVFsgZuG6aDndqLwFz4FMEcXGdHkYU-hyOuLekju6zGgSYyGzQuHuoXbkNxznX6KGmgW4JwAF2xJp265pVevgqQzS16kL-2gCRLpVdJbuHOuye07QYG1qaWTHBPAXqCmHIemXkcc_C5YaTx2Y1eumYwPlf8UZnpWFs6Frjc&amp;__tn__=%2CO*F\" target=\"blank\">Morehead City PD\u2019s Fakeberg page<\/a> and no shit, it\u2019s for real.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"MoreheadCityPD.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/MoreheadCityPD.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"519\" height=\"600\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<p>As I said to a cpl friends of mine earlier: I would drive a hundred MPH right through the middle of Morehead City just to get pulled over by that thing, then resist arrest so\u2019s I could get a look inside. The cop-shop Wienermobile is not merely cool as some cucumbers, it\u2019s fucking GLORIOUS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I checked the Morehead City PD\u2019s Fakeberg page and no shit, it\u2019s for real. As I said to a cpl friends of mine earlier: I would drive a hundred MPH right through the middle of Morehead City just to get pulled over by that thing,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/true-story\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  True story<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,16,20,218,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-believe-it-or-else","category-brilliant","category-bwaaaa-hahahahaha","category-or-losing","wpcat-7-id","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-218-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28065"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28068,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28065\/revisions\/28068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}