{"id":27756,"date":"2026-03-07T00:04:43","date_gmt":"2026-03-07T05:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/?p=27756"},"modified":"2026-03-07T00:04:43","modified_gmt":"2026-03-07T05:04:43","slug":"fla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/fla\/","title":{"rendered":"FLA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lakeside Joe pithily welcomes you to <a href=\"https:\/\/theviewfromladylake.blogspot.com\/2026\/03\/how-we-greet-newcomers-nowadays.html\" target=\"blank\">Paradise Here Below<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"WelcomeHome.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/WelcomeHome.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"599\" height=\"491\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to Florida \u2014 where the sun is loud, the water is everywhere, and the wildlife thinks it owns the place.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s been pretty much the entirety of my personal experience of the place. Well, that and the giant cockroaches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lakeside Joe pithily welcomes you to Paradise Here Below. Welcome to Florida \u2014 where the sun is loud, the water is everywhere, and the wildlife thinks it owns the place. Yep, that&#8217;s been pretty much the entirety of my personal experience of the place. Well,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/fla\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  FLA<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,16,36,128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bah","category-general","category-believe-it-or-else","category-damn-thats-funny","category-yikes","wpcat-11-id","wpcat-13-id","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-128-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27757,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27756\/revisions\/27757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}