{"id":25525,"date":"2025-08-20T18:33:06","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T22:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/?p=25525"},"modified":"2025-08-20T18:35:30","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T22:35:30","slug":"nuts-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/nuts-redux\/","title":{"rendered":"NUTS! Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just in cause you thought that psychotic freak out<\/a> was a unique occasion, a one-and-done\u2014nope, not hardly, it\u2019s a pretty regular thing.<\/p>\n

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Portland\u2019s Screeching \u2018Dog Park Karen\u2019 Has Been \u2018Off the Leash\u2019 Before \u2014 and No, She\u2019s Not Amy Schumer<\/a>
As you may have suspected after reading about Dog Park Karen\u2014who wildly menaced a man over his “pure-bred” dogs in a Portland dog park\u2014we learn that this isn’t the first time this Amy Schumer look-alike has been let off her leash.<\/p>\n

If you haven’t read about this wild incident that has gone supernova on social media, by all means read ‘Karen’s’ Attack of Portland Dog Owner Perfectly Frames Left’s Insufferable Bigotry, and you’ll likely come to the same conclusion.<\/p>\n

Indeed, this incident wasn’t a one-off, we find, based on reactions to this story. The screech-fest by this Portland cultist is part of a pattern of anti-social, untethered, and entitled behavior by a screeching blonde who wears a NASCAR-like patchwork of causes on her sleeve. Slack-jawed viewers are subjected to a panoply of pap about puppy mills, racism, purebred dogs, immigration, emotional blackmail, Donald Trump, adopting pets, victim-blaming, and frightening fake assault allegations.<\/p>\n

She also works for Oregon Health & Science University, according to the account PDX Real, which posted the video.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Because of COURSE she does.<\/p>\n

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Karen, whose real name is out there in the ether, has done this before, according to people who recognized the woman from their<\/em> interactions with her in Portland parks. In other words, this ain’t her first dogbroglio.<\/p>\n

From looking at hundreds of comments on Reddit, I found three others who claimed to have been subjected to this woman’s out-of-control behavior.<\/p>\n

One person remembered an incident with her right before COVID.<\/p>\n

Whether she’s a certifiable mental case or not, one thing’s for sure: she’s frightening and assaultive. She needs to go to jail.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Don\u2019t she just. But of course, we\u2019re living in Amerika v2.0 now, where the inmates run the asylum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just in cause you thought that psychotic freak out was a unique occasion, a one-and-done\u2014nope, not hardly, it\u2019s a pretty regular thing. Portland\u2019s Screeching \u2018Dog Park Karen\u2019 Has Been \u2018Off the Leash\u2019 Before \u2014 and No, She\u2019s Not Amy SchumerAs you may have suspected after…<\/p>\n

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