{"id":2550,"date":"2020-12-31T15:50:58","date_gmt":"2020-12-31T20:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=2550"},"modified":"2020-12-31T15:51:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-31T20:51:00","slug":"fake-but-accurate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/fake-but-accurate\/","title":{"rendered":"Fake but accurate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Too, TOO accurate. But if this way of expressing the idea doesn&#8217;t suit ya and you&#8217;re on friendly terms with any old-school country types, just ask &#8217;em what they mean when they speak of somebody having been &#8220;corncobbed.&#8221; Same thing, really.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/2020-ToiletPaper.jpg\" width=\"417\" height=\"480\" alt=\"2020-ToiletPaper.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Swiped from the <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/391874.php\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"HQ\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ONT<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too, TOO accurate. But if this way of expressing the idea doesn&#8217;t suit ya and you&#8217;re on friendly terms with any old-school country types, just ask &#8217;em what they mean when they speak of somebody having been &#8220;corncobbed.&#8221; Same thing, really. Swiped from the ONT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,18,36,48,119,128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-bleargh","category-damn-thats-funny","category-flotsam-andor-jetsam","category-waaaaah","category-yikes","wpcat-7-id","wpcat-18-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-48-id","wpcat-119-id","wpcat-128-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2551,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions\/2551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}