{"id":2491,"date":"2020-12-24T18:44:40","date_gmt":"2020-12-24T23:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=2491"},"modified":"2020-12-24T18:51:58","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T23:51:58","slug":"santa-came-early-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/santa-came-early-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa came early this year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And left a lovely new header in the CF stocking for us. Featuring a classic Yuletide photo of legendary pinup Queen Betty Page, painstakingly customized by yours truly, it&#8217;s a gift that&#8217;s guar-o-nteed to enliven Christmas morn for one and all. If you ask me, Betty&#8217;s so delish she could set even the most stubborn old Grinch&#8217;s cold heart aflame, nekkid or fully clothed. But hey, YMMV, although it really shouldn&#8217;t, and I can&#8217;t condone it.<\/p>\n<p>Should some drooling, artless clodhopper out there find our delectable Betty Claus not to their taste, incomprehensibe as that is, please don&#8217;t tell me about it. I just couldn&#8217;t bear knowing that there are any such philistines among us. However, If you dislike both Betty AND Scrooge Picard DO let me know so&#8217;s I can take steps to permanently bar you from these environs posthaste. You&#8217;re almost certainly some kind of gummint <em>agent provocateur<\/em>, and I need <em>them<\/em> skulking around here like I need a great big boil on my butt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And left a lovely new header in the CF stocking for us. Featuring a classic Yuletide photo of legendary pinup Queen Betty Page, painstakingly customized by yours truly, it&#8217;s a gift that&#8217;s guar-o-nteed to enliven Christmas morn for one and all. If you ask me,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/santa-came-early-this-year\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Santa came early this year<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hey-yall-watch-this","category-merry-christmas","wpcat-60-id","wpcat-78-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2491"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2493,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491\/revisions\/2493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}