{"id":22173,"date":"2024-10-21T18:52:15","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T22:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=22173"},"modified":"2024-10-21T19:03:36","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T23:03:36","slug":"troll-level-samurai-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/troll-level-samurai-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Troll level: <em>Samurai<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just may be the funniest thing you\u2019ll see all week.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"SteelerTrump.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/SteelerTrump.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"549\" height=\"429\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As Rush Limbaugh used to say, he\u2019s living in shitlib heads rent-free. Mollie Hemingway, for one, is grateful for our Media overlords\u2019 kindness and consideration in refusing to allow this evil spawn of Satan and Hitler\u2014LITERALLY!\u2014to <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/411997.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">pull the wool over Amerikan eyes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Mollie @MZHemingway<\/p>\n<p>Where would we be without corporate media telling us that Donald Trump is *not* an actual McDonald&#8217;s employee and is *not* currently rostered with the Pittsburgh Steelers.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Said a mouthful there, Moll. Mary the K Ham, for her part, is having some trouble grokking it all.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019m gonna have to spend some time contemplating the possibility that this was not a completely organic event featuring a former president taking a side gig at a Pennsylvania McDonald\u2019s while he\u2019s running for president. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kjZeZ4eulM\">https:\/\/t.co\/kjZeZ4eulM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mkhammer\/status\/1848346392349020656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 21, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Ahh, but not all is sweetness, light, beef-tallow fries, and Terrible Towels in Trumpland, <a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/trump-forced-to-cancel-campaign-rallies-for-next-two-weeks-as-time-off-request-denied-by-mcdonalds-manager\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;m afraid<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"TrumpTimeoff.png\" src=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/TrumpTimeoff.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"549\" height=\"494\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh dear. It would seem that even into the life of the world&#8217;s wealthiest burger-flipper, some rain must fall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just may be the funniest thing you\u2019ll see all week. As Rush Limbaugh used to say, he\u2019s living in shitlib heads rent-free. Mollie Hemingway, for one, is grateful for our Media overlords\u2019 kindness and consideration in refusing to allow this evil spawn of Satan and&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/troll-level-samurai-2\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Troll level: <em>Samurai<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7,16,20,32,36,54,73,75,77,79,84,90,99,212,117,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-american","category-art","category-believe-it-or-else","category-brilliant","category-cry-me-a-river","category-damn-thats-funny","category-fucking-morons","category-loserbabies-crybullies","category-lunatic-fringe","category-meltdown-what-meltdown","category-muahahahaha","category-passthepopcorn","category-real-men-of-genius","category-straight-from-the-bin","category-thats-entertainment","category-trump-derangement","category-or-losing","wpcat-5-id","wpcat-7-id","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-32-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-54-id","wpcat-73-id","wpcat-75-id","wpcat-77-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-84-id","wpcat-90-id","wpcat-99-id","wpcat-212-id","wpcat-117-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22173"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22176,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22173\/revisions\/22176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}