{"id":21748,"date":"2024-09-15T08:56:47","date_gmt":"2024-09-15T12:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=21748"},"modified":"2024-09-15T21:52:51","modified_gmt":"2024-09-16T01:52:51","slug":"wild-eyed-insurrectionist-revolutionary-gets-hers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wild-eyed-insurrectionist-revolutionary-gets-hers\/","title":{"rendered":"Wild-eyed insurrectionist revolutionary gets hers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just deserts.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/armageddonprose.substack.com\/p\/peaceful-j6-granny-gets-the-federal?r=kq61z&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;triedRedirect=true\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Peaceful \u2018J6 Granny\u2019 Gets the Federal Shaft in Sentencing<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Because OF <em>COURSE<\/em> she did, man!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>\u201cEvery decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.\u201d<\/em><br \/><em>&#8211; H. L. Mencken<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I covered this over at PJ Media earlier today.<\/p>\n<p>As punishment for taking a 27-minute nonviolent tour of the Capitol on January 6th, 2021, after being granted permission to enter by cops on site, grandmother and friend of Armageddon Prose Karen Jones has, over three years after the alleged insurrection and many thousands of retirement dollars squandered on defense attorneys, been sentenced to a three-year probation\/house arrest regime \u2014 for a single misdemeanor charge of \u201cEntering or Remaining in a Restricted Building or Grounds.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The court acknowledged her lack of criminal history, the absence of evidence that she committed any violence at the Capitol, and that she did not enter any private areas of the Capitol.<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, the judge strapped her with an ankle monitor, charged her $3,000, and threw her on probation for three years with drug tests and home visits from the officer whenever it so pleases the state.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI regret not being able to participate in this election cycle. It seems un-American to use the court system to silence political speech,\u201d Karen told me.<\/p>\n<p>Is this case, and its outcome, political(ly) motivated?<\/p>\n<p>In light of the curious case of likely Fed, Ray Epps \u2014 who showed up in tactical gear and actively promoted in multiple instances, on camera, violent insurrection and got a year of probation and no travel restrictions \u2014 it\u2019s hard to argue it\u2019s not.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cHard\u201d? It\u2019s goddamned impossible, actually. On the other hand, I feel a helluva lot safer and will sleep much easier at night knowing this dangerous, violent Grammaniac is being punished for her outrageous crimes against the <em>\u00dcberstadt<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>If I may pretend to be serious for a moment here: next time they decide to visit Mordor On The Potomac to cast down the <em>Barad-d\u00fbr,<\/em> Our Side definitely needs to remember to bring the guns along. I dunno, mebbe tie a string around their fingers or something\u2026?<\/p>\n<p>SIDE NOTE: Gonna have to pinch that excellent quote from curmudgeon <em>cum laude<\/em> Mencken for one of my patented email signatures, I do believe. My email correspondents\u00a0already know what I\u2019m talking about.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Update!<\/em><\/strong> Done, and DONE: the Mencken quote has now been added to my custom-signatures list (for interested parties, if any, said signatures are managed by the handy-dandy <a href=\"https:\/\/addons.thunderbird.net\/en-US\/thunderbird\/addon\/signature-switch\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Signature Switch<\/a> plugin for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thunderbird.net\/en-US\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Thunderbird<\/a>, of which email client I\u2019ve been a delighted user ever since <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/align\/an-artist-and-farmer-cultivates-creativity\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the incomparable Stacy Tabb<\/a> at HM ordered me to dump Apple\u2019s Mail app eons ago). So y&#8217;all aforementioned email correspondents can look forward to seeing good ol\u2019 HL popping up in your inboxes before too long. <em>EXCELSIOR<\/em>\u2014another CF promise\u00a0<strong>KEPT<\/strong>, by cracky!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just deserts. Peaceful \u2018J6 Granny\u2019 Gets the Federal Shaft in Sentencing Because OF COURSE she did, man! \u201cEvery decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.\u201d&#8211; H. L. Mencken I covered this over at PJ Media earlier today. As punishment for taking a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wild-eyed-insurrectionist-revolutionary-gets-hers\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Wild-eyed insurrectionist revolutionary gets hers<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,210,16,17,22,194,39,55,162,188,72,89,97,102,185,197,117],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-american","category-are-we-fed-up-yet","category-believe-it-or-else","category-big-tsimmis","category-business-as-usual","category-sick-fucks","category-death-to-liberty","category-gangstergovt","category-hard-times-are-here-to-stay","category-the-scum-of-the-earth","category-life-in-the-ogulag","category-read-and-heed","category-all-things-sarah-palin","category-the-almighty-state","category-the-resistance","category-secrets","category-trump-derangement","wpcat-5-id","wpcat-210-id","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-17-id","wpcat-22-id","wpcat-194-id","wpcat-39-id","wpcat-55-id","wpcat-162-id","wpcat-188-id","wpcat-72-id","wpcat-89-id","wpcat-97-id","wpcat-102-id","wpcat-185-id","wpcat-197-id","wpcat-117-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21748"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21757,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21748\/revisions\/21757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}