{"id":21496,"date":"2024-08-23T19:07:58","date_gmt":"2024-08-23T23:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=21496"},"modified":"2024-09-09T21:41:21","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T01:41:21","slug":"fundraisers-forsooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/fundraisers-forsooth\/","title":{"rendered":"Fundraisers, forsooth!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Having shifted my brother\u2019s ongoing flatbed-trailer begathon over to the right sidebar for the nonce, permit me now to introduce CF Lifers to a follow-on fundie, namely\u2026well, I’ll just chop off the relevant section from tonight’s nonpareil<\/em> Eyrie offering<\/a> and append it herewards:<\/p>\n

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IMPORTANT NOTE!<\/strong> A boon, playgoers, a benison: My lovely daughter Madeleine, who is to my eternal astonishment a high-schooler as of two (2) weeks ago, requests that I commend to the attention of you Eyrirregulars the marching-band fundraiser she is participating in<\/a>, to wit:<\/p>\n

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Any of you fine folks who are flush with cash are hereby beseeched to toss a few simoleons into the pot for my young \u2018un: popcorn in a staggering variety of flavors, candy, and other miscellaneous comestibles are available at the above link for discriminating consumers of such items. Thanks so very, very much!<\/p>\n

Comments for this particular post have been opened to all irrespective of subscriber status, because reasons.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And there you have it, gang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Having shifted my brother\u2019s ongoing flatbed-trailer begathon over to the right sidebar for the nonce, permit me now to introduce CF Lifers to a follow-on fundie, namely\u2026well, I’ll just chop off the relevant section from tonight’s nonpareil Eyrie offering and append it herewards: IMPORTANT NOTE!…<\/p>\n

Would you like to know more? Fundraisers, forsooth!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,60,199],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flotsam-andor-jetsam","category-hey-yall-watch-this","category-the-eyrie","wpcat-48-id","wpcat-60-id","wpcat-199-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21496"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21657,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21496\/revisions\/21657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}