{"id":21374,"date":"2024-08-13T12:22:46","date_gmt":"2024-08-13T16:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=21374"},"modified":"2024-08-13T12:22:46","modified_gmt":"2024-08-13T16:22:46","slug":"this-is-sparta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/this-is-sparta\/","title":{"rendered":"This. Is. SPARTA!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>King Leonidas tells it like it really is, and straight to hell with Ms King\/Queen Xerxes.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-media-max-width=\"560\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Welcome to my biology class. Today, you will learn about common sense. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Tnuzz0ngtZ\">pic.twitter.com\/Tnuzz0ngtZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 1776 (@TheWakeninq)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheWakeninq\/status\/1822684129936162896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 11, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"https:\/\/bustednuckles.net\/this-is-sparta\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Phil<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>King Leonidas tells it like it really is, and straight to hell with Ms King\/Queen Xerxes. Welcome to my biology class. Today, you will learn about common sense. pic.twitter.com\/Tnuzz0ngtZ \u2014 1776 (@TheWakeninq) August 11, 2024 Via Phil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7,13,28,36,50,79,84,161,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alternative-history","category-art","category-general","category-gay-porn-cock","category-damn-thats-funny","category-youwillbemadetocare","category-muahahahaha","category-passthepopcorn","category-sciency-stuff","category-or-losing","wpcat-6-id","wpcat-7-id","wpcat-13-id","wpcat-28-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-50-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-84-id","wpcat-161-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21375,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21374\/revisions\/21375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}