{"id":21088,"date":"2024-07-19T06:30:32","date_gmt":"2024-07-19T10:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=21088"},"modified":"2024-07-19T06:46:16","modified_gmt":"2024-07-19T10:46:16","slug":"best-political-convention-evarrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/best-political-convention-evarrrr\/","title":{"rendered":"BEST. POLITICAL CONVENTION. <em>EVARRRR!!!<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whatcha gonna do indeed.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Hulk Hogan cuts a promo for Trump at the RNC: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/r1TQFb032m\">pic.twitter.com\/r1TQFb032m<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jordan (@JordanUhl)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JordanUhl\/status\/1814111040076153156?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 19, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Hulk Hogan: \u201cWHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN DONALD TRUMP AND ALL THE TRUMPA-MANIACS RUN WILD ON YOU, BROTHER?\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bOJEw1IVZQ\">pic.twitter.com\/bOJEw1IVZQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BidenHQ\/status\/1814114210265100603?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 19, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Gott-damn <em>SKIPPY<\/em>. PREACH it, Hulkster!!! Much, much more of this incredibly good, tasty stuff <a href=\"https:\/\/twitchy.com\/brettt\/2024\/07\/18\/biden-harris-hq-keeps-posting-the-best-moments-from-hulk-hogans-speech-n2398555\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">at Twitchy<\/a>. In response to the too-predictable D\u5350M\u262dCRAT sniffing, eyerolling, and contemptuous pearl-clutching for the Hulkster\u2019s basic Not One Of Us, Dearie <em>gauche<\/em>-i-tivity\u2014Harry Sisson\u2019s lame-O bitch, piss, and moaning being the pluperfect example*\u2014NotKenny Rogers puts it best:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Democrats will have some guy in an evening gown and sensible pumps talking about George Floyd and climate change at their convention.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll take this every single time: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tIfmXZQB6G\">pic.twitter.com\/tIfmXZQB6G<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NotKennyRogers\/status\/1814112319095644215?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 19, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>You and me both, brother. You and me <em>both<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>* <span class=\"footnote\"><i>\u201cNo serious conversation on policy,\u201d Harry? RILLY?!? Your corpse-tastic cadaver can\u2019t manage to groan out a complete sentence betwixt the snot-bubbles and rivulets of drool even after his handlers have hit him with BOTH paddles, you sniveling sissymary. <\/i><strong style=\"font-style: italic;\">PRO TIP:<\/strong><i> Take close, careful note of Trump\u2019s easygoing, beaming merriment at Hulk\u2019s star-turn (at the end of @3YearLetterman\u2019s post) and remember something: He who laughs last laughs best. And, in the theater of the absurd that national politics in Amerika v2.0 has become, he who laughs best will almost <\/i><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">certainly<\/span><i> win the race.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whatcha gonna do indeed. Hulk Hogan cuts a promo for Trump at the RNC: pic.twitter.com\/r1TQFb032m \u2014 jordan (@JordanUhl) July 19, 2024 Hulk Hogan: \u201cWHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN DONALD TRUMP AND ALL THE TRUMPA-MANIACS RUN WILD ON YOU, BROTHER?\u201d pic.twitter.com\/bOJEw1IVZQ \u2014 Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) July&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/best-political-convention-evarrrr\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  BEST. POLITICAL CONVENTION. <em>EVARRRR!!!<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,210,7,20,31,36,208,79,82,84,85,114,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-american","category-are-we-fed-up-yet","category-art","category-brilliant","category-counterrevolution","category-damn-thats-funny","category-keep-up-the-skeer","category-muahahahaha","category-our-allies","category-passthepopcorn","category-patton-would-be-proud","category-counter-revolutionary-ideas","category-or-losing","wpcat-5-id","wpcat-210-id","wpcat-7-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-31-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-208-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-82-id","wpcat-84-id","wpcat-85-id","wpcat-114-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21088"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21093,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21088\/revisions\/21093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}