{"id":19091,"date":"2024-04-13T11:54:42","date_gmt":"2024-04-13T15:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=19091"},"modified":"2024-04-13T12:02:49","modified_gmt":"2024-04-13T16:02:49","slug":"uncle-peter-my-smelling-salts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/uncle-peter-my-smelling-salts\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Peter, my smelling salts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iowahawk soothes Government Radio (a\/k\/a Listener-free Radio, a\/k\/a NPR) \u201cnews\u201d chief\u2019s shattered nerves.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8211; people who list things they believe on yard signs<br \/>&#8211; Ben<br \/>&#8211; Jerry<br \/>&#8211; Subaru owners<br \/>&#8211; listeners like you<br \/>&#8211; that really annoying lady from HR<br \/>&#8211; middle school staff psychologists<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 David Burge (@iowahawkblog)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iowahawkblog\/status\/1778192204999303462?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 10, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Since I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to get the remainder of &#8216;Hawk&#8217;s extended riff to display properly as an embed, I&#8217;ll just kype KT&#8217;s transcription:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; the white grad students who came up with &#8220;Latinx&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; sufferers of insomnia<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; cat moms<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vermont organic dairy cows who enjoy soothing NPR monotone during the milking experience<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; people who tell you they&#8217;re into astrology but then claim it&#8217;s only an ironic thing when you ask them why<br \/>\n&#8211; people who have life tenure as the result of getting four plagiarized papers presented at MLA conventions<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; people who still wear covid mask while bicycling<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; people who won their 4th grade class poster contest<br \/>\n&#8211; people who have emotional service animals with counterfeit vests<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; people concerned about the lack of diversity in the Vermont quilting scene<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>WHOA, that&#8217;s good squishy! <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/409133.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lots more over at KT\u2019s post<\/a>, winding up with a classic Hank Snow embed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iowahawk soothes Government Radio (a\/k\/a Listener-free Radio, a\/k\/a NPR) \u201cnews\u201d chief\u2019s shattered nerves. &#8211; people who list things they believe on yard signs&#8211; Ben&#8211; Jerry&#8211; Subaru owners&#8211; listeners like you&#8211; that really annoying lady from HR&#8211; middle school staff psychologists \u2014 David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/uncle-peter-my-smelling-salts\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Uncle Peter, my smelling salts!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20,36,80,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-american","category-brilliant","category-damn-thats-funny","category-near-naked-propaganda","category-or-losing","wpcat-5-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-80-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19091"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19096,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19091\/revisions\/19096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}