{"id":18296,"date":"2024-03-04T17:25:02","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T22:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=18296"},"modified":"2024-03-04T17:25:02","modified_gmt":"2024-03-04T22:25:02","slug":"fish-tales-and-harpoon-to-the-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/fish-tales-and-harpoon-to-the-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Fish Tales and Harpoon to the Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s just too good not to share. Some mighty fine writing in this piece. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There you have it, folks: The proper emergency treatment for a harpoon to the head is, of course, a cigarette. (Those must be some really good cigarettes.)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s fortunate that the intrepid angler, following the attack, was able to get to a good sturgeon. He was evaluated, the harpoon removed, and reportedly no serious damage was done. Mr. Klingtalay therefore avoided turtle disaster. On the other hand, it&#8217;s unclear as to whether Mr. Klintalay&#8217;s unnamed friend will face any charges, as the Thai press seems to be pretty koi about revealing that information. Presumably, they don&#8217;t want to mussel in on the authorities in determining what charges might be appropriate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/redstate.com\/wardclark\/2024\/03\/04\/harpooned-dispute-over-biggest-fish-grows-pointed-n2170912\">More Funny at the Link<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hat Tip: <a href=\"https:\/\/thelibertydaily.com\/\">Liberty Daily<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s just too good not to share. Some mighty fine writing in this piece. &#8220;There you have it, folks: The proper emergency treatment for a harpoon to the head is, of course, a cigarette. (Those must be some really good cigarettes.) It&#8217;s fortunate that the&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/fish-tales-and-harpoon-to-the-head\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Fish Tales and Harpoon to the Head<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,20,36,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-believe-it-or-else","category-brilliant","category-damn-thats-funny","category-domestic-disputes","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-45-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18296"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18304,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18296\/revisions\/18304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}