{"id":1733,"date":"2020-09-11T13:52:40","date_gmt":"2020-09-11T17:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2020-09-11T14:15:20","modified_gmt":"2020-09-11T18:15:20","slug":"happy-9-11-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/happy-9-11-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy 9\/11 Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hope every “American” will be joyously celebrating that glorious morning (or was it evening?) so long, long ago when “some people did something<\/a>,” according to one of our most distinguished and beloved US CongresswymryngXX, who is truly a shining examplar of the “American” traditions of bigamy<\/a>, incest<\/a>, immigration fraud<\/a>, and casual, offhand treason<\/a>. ZrshmX is certainly an inspiration to us all, and rightly so.<\/p>\n

Yes, on this day of days let us all make time to “remember” those Noble Sacrifices of some sort or other—made to preserve our “freedom,” by somebody or other—with holiday cookouts, long-weekend beach trips, sportsball games on TeeWee, illegal fireworks, and big, big holiday savings on every item from Chinese-made sheets and towels to Chinese-made hand tools to Chinese-made clothing. Be sure to have plenty of delicious Chinese-made hotdogs on hand and grill-ready too, comrades, for all your hungry party guests!<\/p>\n

All 9\/11 Day celebrants are required to wear facemasks, diving-bell helmets, and full Level-4 biohazard gear throughout the weekend, as usual. Bars, restaurants, and Xtian churches will remain strictly closed, of course, with extremely stiff Freedom Fines™ and remediative incarceration to be imposed as punishment for any noncompliance. Mosques will be open as always for worship services honoring the True God and his Prophet, PBUH. “Mostly peaceful” “protests,” arson, and random murder will continue as before.<\/p>\n

Oh, and next year’s 9\/11 Day will be observed on September 19th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hope every “American” will be joyously celebrating that glorious morning (or was it evening?) so long, long ago when “some people did something,” according to one of our most distinguished and beloved US CongresswymryngXX, who is truly a shining examplar of the “American” traditions of…<\/p>\n

Would you like to know more? Happy 9\/11 Day!<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,18,40,74,127],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-believe-it-or-else","category-bleargh","category-dhimmi-wits","category-losing","category-yech","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-18-id","wpcat-40-id","wpcat-74-id","wpcat-127-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1741,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions\/1741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}