{"id":16823,"date":"2024-02-11T18:00:45","date_gmt":"2024-02-11T23:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=16823"},"modified":"2024-02-11T18:01:42","modified_gmt":"2024-02-11T23:01:42","slug":"flapmeat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/flapmeat\/","title":{"rendered":"Flapmeat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t give a tinker\u2019s damn about the story itself, what I really want to get at is the bizarre phenomenon going on with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thegatewaypundit.com\/2024\/02\/no-joke-joe-biden-who-gave-consumers-33\/\">Grampy<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thegatewaypundit.com\/2024\/02\/no-joke-joe-biden-who-gave-consumers-33\/\"> Griftey<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thegatewaypundit.com\/2024\/02\/no-joke-joe-biden-who-gave-consumers-33\/\"> Gropey\u2019s chinticles<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" title=\"Chinticles.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Chinticles.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"318\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>See that shit? What the HELL is going on wid\u2019 dat? Did Bribem\u2019s saggy, withered ballbag relocate to hang off the bottom of his face spontaneously or something? My God, it even appears that, as with most boys, one nut is only partially descended. What a whacked-out freak this distorted Pedosaurus Wrex truly is, in every least way\u2014physically, mentally, ethically, you name it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t give a tinker\u2019s damn about the story itself, what I really want to get at is the bizarre phenomenon going on with Grampy Griftey Gropey\u2019s chinticles. See that shit? What the HELL is going on wid\u2019 dat? Did Bribem\u2019s saggy, withered ballbag relocate to&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/flapmeat\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Flapmeat<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,13,16,18,126],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assholes","category-general","category-believe-it-or-else","category-bleargh","category-wtf","wpcat-9-id","wpcat-13-id","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-18-id","wpcat-126-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16823"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16825,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16823\/revisions\/16825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}