{"id":13406,"date":"2023-08-07T20:33:16","date_gmt":"2023-08-08T00:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=13406"},"modified":"2023-08-07T20:34:04","modified_gmt":"2023-08-08T00:34:04","slug":"a-retirement-home-for-american-politicians-who-wont-retire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/a-retirement-home-for-american-politicians-who-wont-retire\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;A Retirement Home for American Politicians Who Won&#8217;t Retire&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AMPO: an idea whose time has clearly come.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ztYSkcEJ9pQ\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Only flaw I see here is this:\u00a0\u201cAt AMPO, we actually let you live the retirement life without actually having to retire\u2026in the rare event your relative does need to leave the premises to vote on America\u2019s future we have chaffeurs ready to go, as no sane person would let someone of that age drive themselves.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Funny, yes, but I\u2019d much prefer that these decrepit, corrupt scum-lickers be forced into <em>full and complete retirement<\/em>\u2014no more influence; no more power; no more graft or influence-pedding; no more preening for Praetorian Media cameras. Nothing but the continued long, slow slide into the obscurity, senile dementia, and physical helplessness they so richly deserve.<\/p>\n<p><i>(Via <\/i><a style=\"font-style: italic;\" href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/405654.php\">Ace<\/a><i>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AMPO: an idea whose time has clearly come. Only flaw I see here is this:\u00a0\u201cAt AMPO, we actually let you live the retirement life without actually having to retire\u2026in the rare event your relative does need to leave the premises to vote on America\u2019s future&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/a-retirement-home-for-american-politicians-who-wont-retire\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  &#8220;A Retirement Home for American Politicians Who Won&#8217;t Retire&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,20,31,202,36,61,79,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-brilliant","category-counterrevolution","category-culture-of-incompetence","category-damn-thats-funny","category-hmmm","category-muahahahaha","category-or-losing","wpcat-13-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-31-id","wpcat-202-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-61-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13406"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13408,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13406\/revisions\/13408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}