{"id":12834,"date":"2023-07-13T12:22:04","date_gmt":"2023-07-13T16:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=12834"},"modified":"2023-07-13T13:33:14","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T17:33:14","slug":"no-harm-no-foul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/no-harm-no-foul\/","title":{"rendered":"No harm, no foul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The results of the White (bag) House\/Huntersack scandal \u201cinvestigation&#8221; are in, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thegatewaypundit.com\/2023\/07\/secret-service-concludes-cocaine-investigation-no-suspect-identified\/\">guess what<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The Secret Service concluded its investigation into the cocaine scandal that rocked the White House earlier this month.<\/p>\n<p>Surprise, surprise! No suspect was identified.<\/p>\n<p>According to CNN, the cocaine was \u201cfound in a blind spot for surveillance cameras.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Because of COURSE it was. I mean, where ELSE would Hunter have left his bump-bag (only to forget he ever even had it, <em>a la<\/em> the Laptop \u2018O Shame) but the <em>one place<\/em> in the entire People\u2019s Palace complex, other than the private pResidential living quarters, that has no spy cams? If there\u2019s one thing we know for sure by now about this particular fruit of Pervy Jaux&#8217;s loins, it\u2019s that he\u2019s no dummy. Nosirreebob, no dummy a-TALL.<\/p>\n<p>Occam\u2019s Razor standard: <strong><em>MET<\/em><\/strong>. Smell Test: <strong><em>PASSED<\/em><\/strong>. &#8220;Beyond reasonable doubt&#8221; requirement: <strong><em>SATISFIED<\/em><\/strong>. Trust in government: <strong><em>RESTORED<\/em><\/strong>. Phew, what a relief!<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, in a show of complete transparency proving yet again that all things FedGovCo are entirely above-board, peachy keen, and <em>sans reproche<\/em>, the Secret Service provided video of the press conference at which their findings were announced:<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5NNOrp_83RU\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Update!<\/strong><\/em> Ace calls it &#8220;another Jeffrey Epstein level cover-up,\u201d which it is, <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/405301.php\">before saying<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Officially they deny it, but they&#8217;re publicly flaunting it: <strong><em>We are in control, we say what is a crime or not, we say what is the truth or not, and you can&#8217;t do a thing about it, Peasant Scum.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Indeed. When you\u2019ve reached the point where even actual, blood-soaked <em>revolution<\/em> starts to sound good, you know things have gotten really, REALLY bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The results of the White (bag) House\/Huntersack scandal \u201cinvestigation&#8221; are in, and guess what. The Secret Service concluded its investigation into the cocaine scandal that rocked the White House earlier this month. Surprise, surprise! No suspect was identified. According to CNN, the cocaine was \u201cfound&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/no-harm-no-foul\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  No harm, no foul<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,12,22,33,84,190],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bah","category-balls","category-business-as-usual","category-culture-of-corruption","category-passthepopcorn","category-the-more-they-remain-the-same","wpcat-11-id","wpcat-12-id","wpcat-22-id","wpcat-33-id","wpcat-84-id","wpcat-190-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12834"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12853,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12834\/revisions\/12853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}