{"id":1231,"date":"2020-06-19T00:42:57","date_gmt":"2020-06-19T04:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=1231"},"modified":"2020-06-19T02:02:20","modified_gmt":"2020-06-19T06:02:20","slug":"deracistination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/deracistination\/","title":{"rendered":"Derac(ist)ination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Et tu<\/em>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.adweek.com\/programmatic\/cream-of-wheat-mrs-butterworths-mascots-packaging\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Pathetic\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Mrs Butterworth&#8217;s<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Both hot cereal maker Cream of Wheat and syrup brand Mrs. Butterworth\u2019s have confirmed they\u2019ve initiated packaging reviews in the wake of PepsiCo\u2019s bombshell announcement on Wednesday that\u00a0it would retire Aunt Jemima\u00a0after 131 years.<\/p>\n<p>That was quickly followed on Wednesday by\u00a0a statement from Uncle Ben\u2019s, which said it is \u201cevolving the visual brand identity.\u201d A spokesperson said the brand is \u201cevaluating all possibilities,\u201d so it is unclear if the name Uncle Ben will remain.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, this marks a dramatic shift for these brands\u2019 corporate parent companies, who just two months ago had little or no comment on\u00a0the mascots\u2019 roots in nostalgia for slavery.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Nostalgia for slavery,&#8221; is it? Well, okay then. An easy call to make, I guess, especially when you hear the exaggerated Negro <em>patois<\/em> that fairly well screams&mdash;FOR JUSTICE!&mdash;from this old ad:<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h2PqQHoQP3M\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\n<em>Sheeit, cuz, dat syrup ho be talkin&#8217; all black n shit, nomesayn?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Mrs Butterworth&#8217;s talking syrup-jug ads featured a woman named Kwelzeesha Obunto Bootylicious McCorkle for many&#8230;oh, no, wait, it was actually some cracker-ass bitch named <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mary_Kay_Bergman\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"NOT black\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Mark Kay Bergman<\/a>, who later went on to voice female characters on <em>South Park<\/em> until her suicide in 1999, as well as doing&#8230;ummm&#8230;Disney&#8217;s <em>Snow White<\/em>?!?<\/p>\n<p>Hey, can&#8217;t get much more &#8220;nostalgic for slavery&#8221; than that, right? Or black-stereotype-y, either.<\/p>\n<p>Fucking idiots. But hey, you corporate crawly things keep right on with all the bowing, scraping, and forelock tugging to a pack of ravenous PC hyenas that will never be satisfied no matter how hard you grovel, by all means. Then, one day, maybe we&#8217;ll end up like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/activists-fight-racism-by-making-sure-pop-culture-depicts-only-white-people\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Going, going...\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Activists Fight Racism By Driving All People Of Color Out Of Pop Culture<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\nU.S.\u2014Activists are fighting racism by demanding that people of color be removed from all media, brands, logos, mascots, and anywhere else they might pop up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anywhere we see a person of color, we see racism. So we must end racism by making sure people of color are not depicted anywhere,&#8221; said white liberal activist Petunia Faucett. &#8220;We will not rest until all pop culture icons of color are eliminated. Then, racism will be over.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Suuuure<\/em> it will, genius.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"ud\">Update!<\/span class=\"ud\"> Well, this would <a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/instapundit\/381198\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Insty\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">explain a lot<\/a>.<br \/>\n<center><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/JEMIMAHILLARY-600x381-1.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"304\" alt=\"JEMIMAHILLARY-600x381.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et tu, Mrs Butterworth&#8217;s? Both hot cereal maker Cream of Wheat and syrup brand Mrs. Butterworth\u2019s have confirmed they\u2019ve initiated packaging reviews in the wake of PepsiCo\u2019s bombshell announcement on Wednesday that\u00a0it would retire Aunt Jemima\u00a0after 131 years. That was quickly followed on Wednesday by\u00a0a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/deracistination\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Derac(ist)ination<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,17,30,52,66,68,72,71,74,83,88,107,120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-believe-it-or-else","category-big-tsimmis","category-commies","category-fuwar","category-deaddeaddead","category-leftward-ho","category-life-in-the-ogulag","category-life-in-a-once-great-nation","category-losing","category-our-enemies","category-racist","category-the-liberal-way-of-war","category-we-are-soooooo-screwed","wpcat-16-id","wpcat-17-id","wpcat-30-id","wpcat-52-id","wpcat-66-id","wpcat-68-id","wpcat-72-id","wpcat-71-id","wpcat-74-id","wpcat-83-id","wpcat-88-id","wpcat-107-id","wpcat-120-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1231"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1238,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231\/revisions\/1238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}