{"id":12226,"date":"2023-06-17T00:20:53","date_gmt":"2023-06-17T04:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=12226"},"modified":"2023-06-17T00:21:21","modified_gmt":"2023-06-17T04:21:21","slug":"the-trannytittygate-scramble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/the-trannytittygate-scramble\/","title":{"rendered":"The Trannytittygate scramble"},"content":{"rendered":"

As the \u201cBiden\u201d junta<\/em> trips over itself desperately trying to backpedal on the White House \u201cPride Party\u201d Trannytittygate fiasco<\/a>, Stacey Lennox offers some excellent suggestions on how the object lesson might be driven fully <\/a>home for these inept, bumbling doofi.<\/p>\n

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Maybe don\u2019t live your truth and express your joy in front of kids at an official government function. This was predictable as soon as hosting YouTube stars at the White House became a thing. It started with a woman who bathed in Fruit Loops, moved on to Dylan Mulvaney looking like a garish Audrey Hepburn with an Adam\u2019s apple, and ended with people stripping on the White House lawn. Our enemies are laughing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Hell, can you blame \u2018em? At this point, I\u2019M laughing right along with them myself.<\/p>\n

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If a bit of embarrassment is all it takes to roll back the revolutionary LBGT+ lunacy, here are a few other things we should demand the White House schedule immediately. First, have Joe Biden attend a \u201cfamily\u201d drag show in a tavern. Put him right in the front row to observe how grown men in dresses interact with children. If he\u2019s lucky, the organizers will let him sniff the hair of a kid or two.<\/p>\n

Then, they should send Jill Biden to a local junior high. As an educator, this should be an easy ask. During her visit, she needs to read aloud selected passages of Gender Queer<\/em> on camera. Remember, these books are necessary, so there is no reason the event should not stream live on Twitter.<\/p>\n

As compassionate as she is, she should visit at least one teen boy and one teen girl in the hospital after transition surgery. Then the butcher who performed the double mastectomy or orchiectomy should explain the surgery and recovery in detail. She should also meet with Jazz Jennings\u2019s mother, who can describe the lifelong \u201cwound care\u201d for boys who receive vaginoplasties. Again, these events should be broadcast live, preferably before the end of Pride month.<\/p>\n

Then, I would like the president and his wife to welcome Chloe\u00a0Cole to the White House. Cole is a young woman suing the doctors who provided her testosterone and performed a double mastectomy as a teen. They should be forced to look her in the eye and assure her she received \u201clife-saving care\u201d because nothing could be further from the truth.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sounds good to me, I\u2019m all in. Let\u2019s do this, people!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As the \u201cBiden\u201d junta trips over itself desperately trying to backpedal on the White House \u201cPride Party\u201d Trannytittygate fiasco, Stacey Lennox offers some excellent suggestions on how the object lesson might be driven fully home for these inept, bumbling doofi. Maybe don\u2019t live your truth…<\/p>\n

Would you like to know more? The Trannytittygate scramble<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,194,50,59,61,188,75,79,84,101,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brilliant","category-sick-fucks","category-youwillbemadetocare","category-heh","category-hmmm","category-the-scum-of-the-earth","category-lunatic-fringe","category-muahahahaha","category-passthepopcorn","category-tards","category-or-losing","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-194-id","wpcat-50-id","wpcat-59-id","wpcat-61-id","wpcat-188-id","wpcat-75-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-84-id","wpcat-101-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12226"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12228,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12226\/revisions\/12228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}