{"id":11676,"date":"2023-05-19T18:21:17","date_gmt":"2023-05-19T22:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=11676"},"modified":"2023-05-19T18:22:12","modified_gmt":"2023-05-19T22:22:12","slug":"if-a-tree-falls-in-the-forest-can-you-make-milk-out-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/if-a-tree-falls-in-the-forest-can-you-make-milk-out-of-it\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;If a tree falls in the forest, can you make milk out of it?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wood milk\u2014it\u2019s a <em>thing<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C4klWmwC2ds\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Hilarious. Naturally, the Leftards\/vegans\/PETA\/BIRM are having a shitfit over this lighthearted spoof of their absurd unrealism, which I&#8217;ll direct you <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/404488.php\">over to AoSHQ to read and possibly unmoor a floating rib laughing at<\/a>. Well done, Aubrey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wood milk\u2014it\u2019s a thing. Hilarious. Naturally, the Leftards\/vegans\/PETA\/BIRM are having a shitfit over this lighthearted spoof of their absurd unrealism, which I&#8217;ll direct you over to AoSHQ to read and possibly unmoor a floating rib laughing at. Well done, Aubrey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,20,36,48,61,75,79,84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-brilliant","category-damn-thats-funny","category-flotsam-andor-jetsam","category-hmmm","category-lunatic-fringe","category-muahahahaha","category-passthepopcorn","wpcat-7-id","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-48-id","wpcat-61-id","wpcat-75-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-84-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11676"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11678,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11676\/revisions\/11678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}