{"id":1157,"date":"2020-06-05T21:36:11","date_gmt":"2020-06-06T01:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=1157"},"modified":"2020-06-05T21:36:24","modified_gmt":"2020-06-06T01:36:24","slug":"theres-always-a-workaround-and-americans-always-find-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/theres-always-a-workaround-and-americans-always-find-it\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s always a workaround, and Americans always find it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care what anybody has to say about &#8220;the Tribe,&#8221; the &#8220;international Jewish conspiracy,&#8221; and yadda yadda yadda, dammit. I like <strong>(((((DEM JOOOOZ!!)))))<\/strong> anyway.<br \/>\n<center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">These clever Hasidic kids decided to turn their carnival into a &quot;Justice for George Floyd&quot; rally and now the NYPD cannot break it up.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#39;s Justice for George Floyd Shabbat Services are sure to be interesting as well.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kippahunited?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@kippahunited<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/pN1JvII0wx\">pic.twitter.com\/pN1JvII0wx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dr. Jake K. Turx, NhD (not an actual doctor) (@JakeTurx) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JakeTurx\/status\/1268970681351405575?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a crime that it had to come to this, but in the United Soviet Socialist Republic of Amerika, that is how it&#8217;s fucking DONE, kids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care what anybody has to say about &#8220;the Tribe,&#8221; the &#8220;international Jewish conspiracy,&#8221; and yadda yadda yadda, dammit. I like (((((DEM JOOOOZ!!))))) anyway. These clever Hasidic kids decided to turn their carnival into a &quot;Justice for George Floyd&quot; rally and now the NYPD&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"easywp-readmore\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/theres-always-a-workaround-and-americans-always-find-it\/\">Would you like to know more?<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  There&#8217;s always a workaround, and Americans always find it<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,36,79,82,85,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brilliant","category-damn-thats-funny","category-muahahahaha","category-our-allies","category-patton-would-be-proud","category-or-losing","wpcat-20-id","wpcat-36-id","wpcat-79-id","wpcat-82-id","wpcat-85-id","wpcat-125-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1158,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions\/1158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldfury.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}