The dumbass is STRONG with this one.
🚨 #BREAKING: San Jose Police just announced they have ARRESTED the man who went viral for keying a Tesla, charging him with FELONY VANDALISM
FAFO! 🔥
SJPD’s Chief said “this senseless crime and its subsequent consequences should serve as a clear reminder: no matter one’s… pic.twitter.com/DAUYUByjVu
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor)
Glenn chimes in in his own pithy, inimitable fashion:
Teslas have more cameras than a 7/11. Only a moron or a lefty would vandalize them, but I repeat myself.
That’s about the size of it, yeah.
California, they’ll dedicate a statue to the guy.
You’re ignoring them crossing the streams.
Like when Muslim radicals attack women.
When they cross the streams, everything they love explodes!
Stock up on beverages and popcorn.