Ah, the wondrous possibilities fairly well leap from the page, wildly waving their arms and demanding attention.
Watch: Drag Queens Surround the Kennedy Center in Protest of Trump’s Takeover
Hundreds of protesters — many of them clad in big wigs, makeup, and lots of leather — descended on the Kennedy Center on Saturday as part of a “Rally & March for Drag.” It was the latest in a series of protests in response to President Donald Trump’s ban on Kennedy Center drag productions, many of them aimed at LGBTQ+ youth under 18.“This president is demonizing a marginalized community in order to control the arts in America. It’s shameful, immoral, and weak,” drag artist Tara Hoot told The Advocate before the event. “At a time when our artists and LGBTQ+ communities are under attack more than ever, we need to show up and speak up against this fascist takeover of the arts.”
Last month, President Trump ousted Joe Biden-appointed board members and named U.S. envoy Richard Grenell the organization’s chairman.
“Just last year, the Kennedy Center featured Drag Shows specifically targeting our youth — THIS WILL STOP,” Trump wrote on Truth Social on February 7. “The Kennedy Center is an American Jewel, and must reflect the brightest STARS on its stage from all across our Nation. For the Kennedy Center, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!”
How very disappointing, that I have yet to see even one daring soul suggest rounding up all the annoying, tucked-peenie protesters, sealing them up inside a cargo bay of one of Elon’s Falcon 9 rockets, and launching them directly into the Sun forthwith.
(Via Joe)
That would be a waste of mission load capacity.
Besides, anyone serious knows the best use of them is to sacrifice them to Péle, at Kilauea.
Tradition is important.
A waste? No way, Ase. Even if we nailed them inside individual 24k gold coffins lined with thousand dollar bills before firing their rocket-ship into Old Sol, it would be worth it just to be rid of them for good. Whatever it takes, I say. 😉
Although your Péle idea sounds good to me, too.
“…I have yet to see even one daring soul suggest…”
Great minds and all, I do agree with Aesop on this. Much better to do them in on the cheap.
Barring that, sending them into the Sun would work.
I like the idea of Pinochet ocean sightseeing trips in helicopters.
Ideally, they would fly low to the surface so the human garbage survives and gets to experience the wonders of becoming part of the marine foodchain.