For many years now, we’ve had a category yclept “Liberals lie,” which just happens to be one of the most densely-populated categories of all. Turns out, there’s a very good reason for that.
Woodrow Wilson pardoned his brother-in-law, Hunter deButts.
Bill Clinton pardoned his brother, Roger.
Donald Trump pardoned his daughter’s father-in-law, Charlie Kushner. And just appointed him Ambassador to France.
But tell me again how Joe Biden “is setting precedent”? 🤣🤣
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro)
Much like Hunter deButts, neither of these alleged pardons actually happened. https://t.co/jp9hi9Xqz8
— Damin Toell (@damintoell)
They lie reflexively, automatically, without ever once imagining there might actually be another alternative. As my Grandma always said, they’d rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand flatfooted on the ground and tell the truth. Or, as I always say: if they couldn’t lie, they wouldn’t be able to speak at all. I’m sure they didn’t mean to, but Blaine Cartwright of Nashville Pussy put it perfectly in the second verse of this blistering rip from their blistering first album, Let Them Eat Pussy.
“Nuttin’ you ever say is true.” A-yup. One minute twenty-nine seconds of pure hate, right there.
Update! Ace hilariously quips:
A man with the unlikely name of, get this, “Hunter deButts.”
I’m pretty sure that was my old CinemaJuggs sign-in.
Hunter deButts is a made-up name like Heywood Jablowmie. This man never existed. Apparently she used ChatGTP for her “research” for The View and ChatGTP is known to sometimes “hallucinate” fictions.
Next up…oh, God only knows what these cretinous curs are going to come up with next.