Man, what a freak.
9 Shocking Things J.D. Vance Did In High School
As even more incriminating pictures of senator and vice presidential candidate J.D. Vance’s scandalous high school years surfaced in recent weeks, the nation was left wondering: who is this total freak from Ohio, and what other scurrilous mischief did he get up to in his youth?
- Illegally downloaded songs on Napster: A cyberthief at such a young age. Disturbing.
- Stuck pencils between his fingers and pretended to be Wolverine: It doesn’t get much weirder than this.
- Called Wendy’s and asked if their refrigerator was running: The restaurant’s employees from that night are still scarred to this day.
- Wrote “Seymour Butts” inside the jacket of his math textbook: What type of deranged person does this?
- Said “Not Here!” when the teacher said his name while taking roll: Liar then, liar now.
- Dared his friends to spell “ICUP”: No one actually saw anyone pee, J.D. Stop spreading lies.
Bizarre and off-putting as all those definitely are, #9 is the absolute weirdest of them all.
Weird People for the most part think Normal is Weird.
I would say there are Weird People who know they’re Weird and some who are proud of it.
Ripped the tag off the mattress!
Ate bugs!!!
Tried to get in the movie theater without paying by walking in backwards (Danny Partridge knows).
Tries to chest feed his baby!! (That last one I made up, but only for Vance…)