Today’s Quote of the Week of the Month of the Century comes to us courtesy of Tucker’s savage takedown of an Aussie shitlib “journalist.”
“Come on,” Carlson replied. “How do they get people this stupid in the media? I guess it doesn’t pay well…I don’t mean to call you stupid — maybe you’re just pretending to be.”
Heh. Well done, Mr C. But wait, there’s more. Namely, at 4:07 of this vid, where the stupid, ass-scalded bint hamhandedly badgers Tucker about gun control, kinda-sorta-indirectly defaming Carlson via an ill-advised insinuation that he bears some responsibility for mass shootings. Tucker’s devastating counterbattery cannonade is off-the-charts priceless.
WOW: Liberal journalist calls Tucker racist and accuses him of inspiring mass shootings. pic.twitter.com/mOpFjrwAKP
— Tucker Carlson Network (@TCNetwork)
Miss Thang’s dogged self-beclownment calls several quaint old aphorisms to mind: the dog futilely chasing his own tail until he finally drops from sheer exhaustion; the stubborn fool who either will not or can not admit that he/she is licked, wisely opting to simply walk away from a losing battle while he/she is still able to walk rather than having to be hauled off on a stretcher; the sage admonishment to never pick a fight with a much bigger, stronger, and/or more skilled and/or experienced opponent, etc etc.
It only gets worse for smug Down-Under “journalists” from there—deservedly so, I might add—when one of the bint’s imbecilic-droolcase colleagues makes the damnfool mistake of shoving his oar in, only to have Carlson hand him his own empty head for his trouble. This unforced error, mind, after witnessing the total evisceration of his female co-propagandist mere moments before, while it was presumably fresh in his mind (if any).
I hope y’all won’t think it gratuitously cruel of me to speculate on whether these clowns truly are too dumb, too vain, too securely cloistered amongst their own obliviously self-regarding set to grok just how YUUUGE a can of whup-ass a far better, more intellectually lissome, more articulate man than they could ever aspire to be had just opened on their hapless-loser selves.
Several more vidyas at the link, each and every one of which you are one hunnert pa-ssent guaranteed to enjoy enormously, or your money cheerfully refunded at the box office. Tucker was definitely firing on all eight that evening, deftly making mincemeat of a whole passel of credentialed professional dunderheads without ever breaking a sweat. I repeat: WELL done, sir, very well done indeed.
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I’d almost say Carlson paid the dimwit to be a dimwit.
Could be, but I doubt it. Here’s Marjorie Taylor Greene flaying another Aussie hack:
https://x.com/VoteLewko/status/1806047346532213126
Note especially:
1. The media are locked into this tactic; apparently they lack any alternative method of attack.
2. American media are apparently too enervated to continue, so they imported an Australian to give the U.S. attackers a breathing spell.
Just as we must import rapists and murderers because of a shortage of native-born ones, we must import left-wing journalists because ours are too worn out to continue. What a time to be alive.
Francis, in case it’s not clear, Tucker was in Australia so it’s not actually an imported “journalist”…
Ah. I missed that. Well, no doubt American organs will be making job offers to them soon! 😉
Definitely has a future on The View.
Wow. And seeing this after watching Joke Biden’s career suicide last night… I almost have hope this side of Heaven. Almost.
Seriously, how do people.like her continue breathing without constantly being reminded.
Now, breathe in. Good. Breathe out. Ok. Now, can you handle that yourself? Miss? Miss? MISS, BREATHE IN…
First of all, that was a work of art, and a Master Class in handling obnoxious journos.
Second, it happened because it was in Oz. Neither Tucker, nor any US politician or celebrity, would not have borrowed trouble by body-slamming the professional Stupid Class, and earning their lifetime ire.
Thirdly, that reluctance to start kicking the rhetorical stuffing out of those professional @$$holes is the reason we still have them around.
Reagan finally bounced Sam Donaldson so hard ABC yanked him from the White House beat. Obama bitchslapped Brit Hume, because he was skewering Hopey Dopey Every Single Day, so they had to throw a chinball, and Hume was pulled out.
Otherwise, people here don’t screw too hard with the mediots, because you don’t pick a fight with people who buy ink and electrons by the tanker-truck.
Sad but true.
“…because you don’t pick a fight with people who buy ink and electrons by the tanker-truck.
Sad but true.”
It is actually good advice, up to a point. Once the ink people become outright activists telling lies it’s time to go on the offensive. That requires a measure of skill, something Carlson has by the barrel full, as does Trump.
Actually, there’s a sub-clause to that rule: you don’t pick an INK fight with them. Fisticuffs, edged weapons, guns? That’s a different kettle of fish altogether.
Sorry for being AWOL entirely yesterday, by the way. Internet connection was up and down all afternoon here, until it finally just shit the bed entirely about six PM and stayed that way until I finally gave up and went to bed. The monopoly ISP around here is just godawful, and ain’t no way I’m gonna thumb-type posts from my sailfoam.
Does your cell phone have the ability to be a “hot spot”? I use mine frequently to connect my laptop when I don’t want to go through a factory network. Works well.
I also have two systems here at the hacienda. Spectrum cable internet and T Mobile wireless as a backup, which is what we are using now since the cable from the street has been destroyed by my road building and construction going on. The T mobile works really well if you have 5G connection.
It does, but gets pretty slow after the hotspot’s 5G minutes have been burned up, so I try to reserve them for truly desperate situations–which, given the hopelessly crappy nature of the local ISP, are a dead cert.