Well, that does it, folks, we’ve no choice now but to give ‘em whatever they want. With this announcement, we Climate Deniers are well and truly done.
Jane Fonda announces ‘pussy boycott’ to end climate change.
Climate change is not real, and Jane Fonda is not relevant.pic.twitter.com/OmCBykCrOw
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres)
Um, okay, who wants to tell these two smug, unappealing termegants? Because to be perfectly honest about it, I wouldn’t throw so much as a three-stroke hump, pump, ’n’ dump into either the sloppy, sag-bellied she-manatee on the left or the withered, leather-snootched corpsicle at right on a fucking bet. Not if they were the last two human females on Earth, I was 16 and kneewalking drunk at last call on Saturday night, horny as a two-peckered billy goat, and desperate enough to fuck mud. Not even with Divemedic’s dick and Big Country pushing, I wouldn’t.
Lock up the nookie jar if you want, “ladies,” it ain’t gonna harelip me none, I’m afraid. Whatever it is you think you’re peddling, there is NO market for it over here. Compared to these two godawful crones, Mother Thumb and her four daughters look like the hottest date imaginable.
“Pussy boycott?” By all means, please, please do; have a heart, don’t make us beg you to. For the second time this week, the story of Br’er Rabbitt and the briar patch springs immediately to mind.
I did enjoy this response:
So you want all of the Lefties to stop reproducing?
Your terms are acceptable.
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes)
Heh. Yep, agreed.
Uncle Ted got mired up in that shit. She flipped him to extreme liberal.
Ha,,
funny stuff bud
Heh Heh she said Pussy Heh Heh Heh
When last we looked, while Hanoi Jane sadly hasn’t died yet, she has already passed 86 years of age (a thought which cheers our cold black amphibious heart) because it means she’s already in Satan’s Waiting Room, and rapidly approaching that glorious day when we can leave our warmest steaming regards on her burial site, in the form of something which won’t pass for flowers. But in the meantime, at her age, she doesn’t have a pussy, just a dried up old hairball.
Clearly, the only thing a boycott is going to do for that sad old communist bitch is save her some money on batteries.