A few thoughts from Diogenes Sarcastica.
I fully intend to haunt people after I die. I have a list.
Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the very montent you were born and has grown along with you all this time. And I think that is wonderful!
When my mother was pregnant with my little bro and we were on the side of the road struggling with a flat tire, a car with three men stopped, not to help but to ask directions to a local golf course. Mom sent them 15 mile in the wrong direction. She is the Legend that shaped me.
There are 13 minerals that are essential for human life, and all of them can be found in Wine. Coincidence? I Think Not!
I do feel bad about the confrontation tonight and the lady at Costcos with her son on a leash. Lady I’m sorry I asked if he was a rescue. The profanity wasn’t really necessary, but thank you for not siccing him on me.
Plenty more rich, buttery goodness where that came from, folks.
Haunting people after death – me too 🙂
I think those minerals are in bourbon and beer…
In the words of Garth and Wayne,
We’re Not Worthy! We’re Not Worthy!
I learned from my parents too.
One man in our neck of the woods had a car repair business, and shared my father’s name. Dad, tired of getting irate customer’s calls for the transmission screw-up when summoned to the phone one Saturday, instead of getting angry, told the guy calling him by mistake:
“Come on in! Your car’s ready right now!” and hung up.
I’ve laughed over that one for 40 years.
Ha, that’s a beaut!