Listening just now to one of the best OTR shows, Gunsmoke, Doc Adams was opining to Marshall Dillon:
ADAMS: Y’know, Matthew, in Europe they don’t allow people to just walk around with guns like this…
DILLON: Yeah, but Doc, this ain’t Europe, we’re in Dodge City.
ADAMS: That’s true, I guess. At least here, we can still drink.
Heh. Turns out, some truths really ARE eternal.