The Monday Eyrie is now available for perusal: RFKjr…um, NAILS it, wherein Our New Savior says things, and against all expectations, They. Are. Good. Also featured is the bone-stupid, not-even-remotely-likely proposition of a Trump-RFKj ticket. A little appetizer addressing that supposedly “titillating” notion:
Titillating? Hardly. Thankfully, I can’t even begin to imagine any such team-up actually occurring—and even if it did, neither of the two has the proverbial snowball’s chance of ever getting anywhere close to the White House anyway, other than as members of a guided-tour group.
In Trump’s case, probably not even then; the Capitol Police would no doubt descend on the poor man in a full-throttle, truncheon-swinging frenzy to club him to the sidewalk, arrest and cuff him, and then unceremoniously load him into the Black Maria and bunge him immediately off to durance vile. Y’know, for inciting a terroristinsurrectionistWhiteSupremacistNazi riot, or parading, or some other such gross atrocity.
And you know damned well they would, too, to afterwards be hailed in Congress Duly Assembled as courageous heroes for having “saved” Our Sacred Democracy through their swift, bold action in Her defense.
Go read, subscribe, comment, &c. Y’all reprobates know the drill.