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The FAFO Chronicles

AZGolfer posts another Righteous Shoot.

Another dead goblin, as DuToit always used to say. Sorry, not sorry; somehow, I just can’t find it in myself to consider that a bad thing, not by a long yard I can’t. Arrivederci, worthless fat bitch.

14 thoughts on “The FAFO Chronicles

  1. The goblin isn’t dead. The goblin drove the fuck away. Note how useless the Taser was, and note what a big fat fuck the cop is.

    1. Nope, if you watch it all the way through, you’ll come to the happy ending: after making it only a block, she ran into the ditch and then croaked later on. After suffering horribly from her injuries for hours and hourse, one hopes.

      1. I stand happily corrected, Mike. Still, the video gives the lie to the “just use Tasers” crowd. He tased the shit out of the sheboon and she still pulled a gun; only her crappy marksmanship saved the cop’s life.

        That said – the bullet hit the cop below his Kevlar. If the cop was in better shape (i.e. not a big fat fuck), would Kevlar have covered his upper body? And don’t cops have to pass some sort of physical fitness test?

  2. What was the (alleged) reason for the initial detention and attack by the fat cop on the (alleged) criminal?

    Would the reactions to the incident be the same if the races were reversed? If the sexes were reversed?

  3. 1) Microsoft now tries to scare-block this entire site as “unsafe”. Just letting you know.

    2) I saw two morbidly fat fucks get shot. One of them deserved it, and happily earned a Darwin Award nomination.

    3) Should have been a headshot to the fat fuck behind the wheel.

    4) Officer Fat Ass should be suspended without pay for a year, or until he can pass the physical again within that year. If not, then fired for failure to maintain basic physical requirements. They shouldn’t even make police uniforms or duty belts in that size, which appears to be about a 58.

    5) The shooting wasn’t justified, it was HILARIOUS, but obviously even the taser didn’t prevent female Fat Ass from drawing and firing a gun afterwards, and even multiple gunshots to the water buffalo didn’t prevent her from starting the car, driving away, and discarding evidence, even given the ultimate happy ending and entry into the Darwin Award sweepstakes.

    6) I repeat: headshots are not against the law, nor should be against policy once deadly force has been attempted. DRT is the only acceptable response to that.

    1. I think a headshot would’ve been tough seeing as she got the jump on him. He went for full body mass, as it was a far, far easier shot. I’m with you on the head shot though. They have to fire, do it right.

      That said, he had her by the paw (or would it be flipper?). Seems like he could’ve done a twist and jerked her out of the car, fatass or no. I had a sister-in-law in law enforcement, and she took my arm like that, bent the wrist down and twisted, down I went.

      Shouldn’t have trusted the taser an went straight to pig wrastling.

      1. Tough?
        Au contraire.
        He had a pistol with 15 rounds.
        He only has to connect with her melon once for a successful resolution, and DRT.
        And he could have pressed the muzzle against the target to sweeten the odds.
        I would’ve gone for the mag dump.
        There’s even the chance he connects 15/15.
        Aim small, miss small.
        But I’m sentimental like that.

        1. Aim small, miss small.

          Good advice. I know that prevailing wisdom has that coming from Mel Gibson’s character in the The Patriot movie, but I swear I recall that any a Daniel Boone episode long prior to that movie.

        2. You think that she had a vital organ between her ears? I guess maybe…

  4. I’ve seen this before, including the part before the video start. IIRC she was a meth dealer in a stolen car with a history of assault, including on cops.

    1. Yeah. I saw that sometime ago, I think on Donut Operator’s channel. I think it escalated when he had trouble cuffing her, being as they are both rotund and she was resisting.

  5. I know I’ve seen the whole video, but it was a long time ago. I don’t recall the PC for the stop, but I do remember that the blue porker violated procedure more than once. He turned his back on her, he allowed her access to the inside of the car without being able to see her hands, he allowed her access to her purse prior to him searching it, he fucked up big time. He had no control of that incident from start to finish. It almost cost him his life.

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