Ace posts a truly touching correspondence between The Right Honorable Braindead Sen John “Kwato” Fetterman and his loving spouse, Gisele.
America’s foremost Pompous Documentarian Ken Burns has been collecting the correspondence of John and Gisele Fetterman. He has shared with me their most recent exchanges, which I will now share with you.
I think you will agree that this love is a fire whose embers will smolder and glow throughout eternity.
Yep, a story of love, devotion, and self-sacrifice worthy of Shakespeare himself, this one. Probably one of those that ends up with everybody bleeding out on the fucking floor at the very end.
Pulp Fiction meets Love Story.
Hey John, sorry bout ya screwed up mind and this ain’t gonna help but here goes. I’m riding away forever with this guy on his motorcycle. (It’s a chopper baby, he says). Ok I’m riding away with him on his chopper.
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!!
Cougar (that’s my new handle baby. Like it?) Roar…