Encouraging, if true

Is this something? Or no?

Marines Catch FBI Trying to Sabotage Substation in Idaho, and Kill Them.

Over the last three months, at least nine substations have been attacked in North Carolina, Washington, and Oregon, depriving tens of thousands of people of power, sometimes for several days. Following those attacks, the FBI posted a $250,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of whoever carried out twin attacks in Moore and Randolph Counties, N.C.

The feds also timidly implicated Trump supporters who oppose the LGBTQ community because the saboteurs struck cities hosting trans-friendly events.

The military now says the FBI should have put the 250K bounty on itself, for all signs suggest corrupt agents perpetrated the substation mishaps.

According to our source, the FBI’s “5th Column,” a growing number of agents working against Merrick Garland and his abhorrent Department of Justice, told Gen. Smith’s office that rogue agents were planning to disable a “power station near Boise” during the Super Bowl, but the tipster didn’t know which substation would be struck. And since Boise, a city with 250,000 residents, and its suburbs had numerous substations, Gen. Smith wanted specifics before committing his Marines to what could have been a wild goose chase. Such an attack would undeniably have made people angry and left thousands without electricity on a frigid night. Although some earlier “5th Column” tips yielded fruitful intelligence—and led to Deep State arrests—others were a bust, a waste of time and resources.

By Super Bowl Sunday kickoff, a Marine reconnaissance platoon had already arrived in Idaho and had scouted five distribution substations within a 30-mile radius of downtown Boise. They decided that anyone brazen enough to assault a utility while the sun still shone would choose a remote location with the sparsest nearby housing. But no such locale existed. The surrounding substations in Boise, Eagle, and Meridian were densely populated, with homes, in some cases, only meters away from buzzing and humming transformers. The platoon commander, unwilling to stretch his forces too thinly, divided the Marines into three 8-man teams, stationing them at substations with the least visible security—chain fences and such—and foliage the agents could use to avoid detection.

An hour into the game, the Eagles were beating Kansas City, but the Marines in Idaho saw no signs of FBI saboteurs. At halftime, as a demonic Rhianna dressed in a crimson bodysuit with a pentagram belt took the stage, an SUV sporting “Trump 2024” bumper stickers stopped beside the gate of the Columbia substation in Meridian. Four men, none of whom looked like feds, exited the truck and approached the locked gate. All wore MAGA regalia—hats and jackets endorsing Trump’s 2024 presidential bid—and one carried bolt cutters. Two had AR-15-style rifles slung across their shoulders.

The Marines challenged the quartet as it snapped the padlocked gate. The intruders were told to stand down and surrender, but one unshouldered his rifle, rocked the charging handle, and leveled the muzzle in the Marines’ direction. He never had a chance to pull the trigger.

The Marines, armed with suppressor-equipped M27 rifles, opened fire, killing the aggressors. Upon searching the bodies, the Marines found several magazines and a belt pouch of C4 explosives, though none of the dead had wallets or identification. They ran a make on the SUV’s VIN and plates, which traced back to a laundromat in Wilmington, Delaware.

The dead, our source said, were fingerprinted, and White Hats with access to the Integrated Automated Fingerprint Identification System matched two sets of prints to FBI agents assigned to an FBI office in Spokane, Washington.

So tell me: are we to consider the Marines to be the heroes of the story, or the White Hat FBI people? Oh, and if you’re wondering why you haven’t heard so much as Peep One about this incident from the “news” media, well…don’t.

“We can’t interrogate the dead, but at least now we know the FBI is complicit in the substation attacks,” our source said. “What’s worse, we’ve given the proof to MSM but they refuse to air it, and, yeah, this includes Fox, OANN, and Newsmax.”

Because of COURSE it does. No great surprise there, really. In Amerika v2.0, the revolution will NOT be televised.

12 thoughts on “Encouraging, if true

  1. Hot damn, some photographic evidence would be nice to prove this. It would bust this whole bullshit show wide open.

  2. This is Seymour Hersh-style unsubstantiated airballs.

    If it really happened, habeus some corpii: give us the bodies.
    Show me photos, video, autopsy reports, etc.

    Otherwise, this is Confirmation Bias meets Underpants Gnome.

    Everybody around here wants this to be gospel truth.

    But if there ain’t no bodies, no truck, no knolled display of recovered weapons and gear (which shouldn’t be so hard to come by), no Marines on video by name and rank testifying under oath in affidavits, it never happened.

    If it was truth, the FBI would be disbanded tomorrow.

    Which it ain’t, so…

    1. The thing about it I noticed was that nowhere in the whole article was this “General Smith” personage identified as anything other than just “General Smith.” Sketchy, for sure.

      1. 1) Any such incident would run afoul of 18 USC 1385, and get all participants and chain of command up to the Commandant of Marines imprisoned for two years in pound-you-in-the-ass federal prison.

        2) Not a single confirmatory declaration or source, by any actually named person.

        3) No evidence whatsoever.

        Pure hogwash and fap dreams.
        Never happened.

        The domestic press might squelch such a thing, but the worldwide press and blogosphere would pick it up and make it worldwide frontpage news, if it had actually happened.

        4) Ergo, total rose fertilizer. 10# worth in a 5# bag.

        But it’s fun to dream.

    1. I was thinking the same thing. No Kraken. No Rubicon. Just more Q Anon fantasies.

  3. My bet is that this is fake “news”: “Disclaimer:Information on this website is for informational and educational and entertainment purposes. This website contains humor, parody, and satire. We have included this disclaimer for our protection, on the advice on legal counsel.” https://realrawnews.com/about-us/

  4. It’s a satire/humor site, as hhluce pointed out. Take a look at their main “News” page and you can’t miss it.

    1. Oh no, I was punked here?

      The problem with satire these days is that it’s usually simply Tomorrow’s News.

      The whole Rogue MAGA FBI Agents that Garland was trying to catch sounded a little implausible…

      1. The problem with satire these days is that it’s usually simply Tomorrow’s News.

        Ain’t THAT the damnable truth…

  5. If this is anything it’s a cover for Garland purging freedom loving agents from the FBI.

    If it happened at all, why were they ostentatiously wearing Trump MAGA Gear? If it happened at all, it’s a False Flag to implicate Trump MAGA people.

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